Raf Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Traveling salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. When it opens, he sees a 12-year-old boy holding a half-consumed bottle of whiskey in one hand and a lit cigar in the other. "Excuse me, young man, but are your parents home?" the salesman asks. The kid responds: "Does it f-ing look like it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordWolf Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Traveling salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door.When it opens, he sees a 12-year-old boy holding a half-consumed bottle of whiskey in one hand and a lit cigar in the other. "Excuse me, young man, but are your parents home?" the salesman asks. The kid responds: "Does it f-ing look like it?" In the version I heard, the door was opened by a 12-year old boy. He's wearing a fedora, and a towel is tied around his neck like a cape. He has a cigar in his mouth, a snifter of brandy in his left hand, and a tv remote control in his right. (This kid was really maximizing his time...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suda Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Did the salesman make a sell? Suda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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In the version I heard, the door was opened by a 12-year old boy.
He's wearing a fedora, and a towel is tied around his neck like a cape.
He has a cigar in his mouth, a snifter of brandy in his left hand, and a tv remote control in his right.
(This kid was really maximizing his time...)
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Did the salesman make a sell?
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