Flight Survival

[Belle]

Let's say the passenger sitting beside you on a plane or on a train is a real arse...

1. take your laptop out of your carry-bag;

2. open it slowly and gently;

3. turn it on;

4. make sure the passenger beside you is looking at your screen - they can't help themselves;

5. open your favorite browser;

6. close your eyes and lift your head toward the ceiling;

7. take a slow deep breath and click on this link:

8. look at the expression on your neighbor's face...

[copenhagen]

Belle

I love it, that is funny.

I was on a bus trip and had to fly cross country and had one

of those people keep talking. This guy would not shut up, after

5 min of talking he said what do you do for a living?

First thing out of my mouth was I am a cult leader, do you know

about your lord and savior jesus christ?

He shut up.

copenhagen

[Twinky]

You can get jammers (illegal) for mobile phones. Cuts off the signal. Probably not a good idea on a plane though. Pilot might get upset. Might be good in trains/buses/public places.

I like the "cult leader" idea. Amazing how people can woffle on about Mother Nature/whatever their own personal philosophy is, but think you're weird if you talk about JC.

I like most of the people I've sat next to in planes. And buses. I met an out of work actor once on a Greyhound bus. He could quote huge chunks of Shakespearean plays. Kept a little group of us highly entertained.

[Ca_dreaming]

Belle, I so enjoy this one.