Belle Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another person chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar into your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," but you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..............." And can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have?a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick or Treating... 1. You keep having to go home to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polar bear Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 -If your depends get filled before your candy bag. -If you scare the guy at the door giving out the candy and you're not wearing a mask. - If you go out as George Burns and you don't need a costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucygoosey Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 ROFLMAO! I'm sending this to my mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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-If your depends get filled before your candy bag.
-If you scare the guy at the door giving out the candy and you're not wearing a mask.
- If you go out as George Burns and you don't need a costume.
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lucygoosey
ROFLMAO! I'm sending this to my mom!
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