I know a couple of squirrels who are gonna get it if they don't quit playing "chase" on my roof dark and early on the mornings I'd like to be sleeping in.... Now if I can just figure out how to give it to 'em.......
and subsequently, they release it.. but not in it's original form or composition..
when it hits the guy sitting in the car at McDonald's.. well, one loses one's respect for such a "noble" bird..
Even with that, I don't have the heart to throw bubble gum or alka-seltzer out the window, between handfuls of fries..
I've seen gulls swallow whole chunks of failed "bread" that would easily descend to the bottom of lake Michigan.. and likely stay there whole for decades..
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krys
I love you ex-70, but you've got this all wrong! Squirrels are wonderful animals.
How about those fluffy tails? Who else has something like that? And who else can climb anything it wants to? I love them, they get my vote!
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Ham
Ex-70's, I wouldn't worry too much unless he starts shaking down your pecan trees, before you can get a single nut..
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coolchef
tree rats= small speed bumps
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Tom Strange
squirrels=rats with bushy tails
sea gulls=rats with wings
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Belle
I know a couple of squirrels who are gonna get it if they don't quit playing "chase" on my roof dark and early on the mornings I'd like to be sleeping in.... Now if I can just figure out how to give it to 'em.......
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krys
You guys have it all wrong. All a squirrel wants to do is take care of his nuts!
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HAPe4me
just be aware, many homeowner insurance policies do not cover dameage done by squirrles. Why you ask? Because they are RODENTS!
~HAP
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krys
All you guys are just jealous because rodents have their teeth grow forever!
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Rocky
pidgeons ALSO = rats with wings.
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Tom Strange
I wonder if that means:
Rats=squirrels without bushy tails
Rats=sea gulls & pidgeons without wings
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GeorgeStGeorge
My father-in-law hated squirrels. According to my wife, he once drove up over a sidewalk curb to hit one!
George
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Ham
Now seagulls, I can understand..
they'll eat practically anything. And lots of it.
and subsequently, they release it.. but not in it's original form or composition..
when it hits the guy sitting in the car at McDonald's.. well, one loses one's respect for such a "noble" bird..
Even with that, I don't have the heart to throw bubble gum or alka-seltzer out the window, between handfuls of fries..
I've seen gulls swallow whole chunks of failed "bread" that would easily descend to the bottom of lake Michigan.. and likely stay there whole for decades..
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Tom Strange
bubble gum? hmmm I never thought of that...
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