Polish Divorce

[Nottawayfer]

POLISH DIVORCE

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marr iage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAW YER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'."

[likeaneagle]

too funny! thanks for the laugh.

[Suda]

Reminds me of the old Polish jokes we used to tell. Not picking on the Polish, you can substitute any ethic group you want, such as TN hillbilly like me.

How do you know when you're driving through a Polish neighborhood?

The toilet paper is hanging out to dry.

Suda

[danteh1]

And How do you tell the bride at a Polish wedding??

She is the only one with the braided armpits.

Since I'm mostly German by ancestory.....

What do you call a grouchy German??

A Sour-Kraut

Edited December 14, 2007 by danteh1