Tan Lines Reveal the *True You* ---

[dmiller]

Ok -- you go to the beach to swim and enjoy the day.

You haven't been to the beach for a while,

and this is the first time, in a long time,

you've appeared in public wearing a swim suit.

Wearing a swim suit reveals who you REALLY are

in your day to day life ----

by the tan lines that are exposing your *true self*:

:blink:

[ex70sHouston]

Yes O yes. You should see my farmers tan. Only problem is that I hate farming. Seen enough of it to know that I don't want it. Have a friend who has like 6000 ak. in OK he use to farm. That's why he drives a truck delivering gas now.

[waysider]

"Banjo players tan"?????

Edited October 4, 2007 by waysider

[Ham]

I saw an old rerun of a Ripley's Believe it or Not today..

One person claimed they could give people a reading by examining their rear end. She claimed the left cheek held the past, the right one the future. claimed 98 percent accuracy with the readings..

people were lined up, willing to pay fifty some dollars to expose themselves..

[polar bear]

Hammy you gave me an idea, maybe we could read "boobs". LOL

You take the left I'll take the right.

[waysider]

Hammy you gave me an idea, maybe we could read "boobs". LOL

You take the left I'll take the right.

HaHa!

Kinda reminds me of a prank we used to pull in my teenage years.

If three guys were talking, one would casually position himself to the right as another would slowly position himself on the left.

When the third, unsuspecting guy was clearly positioned in the center, they would yell:

>"Left ball"

>"Right ball"

"WHO"S THAT (&%$#) IN THE MIDDLE!"

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Well, OK, maybe it's funnier when your 15.