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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO..

AlabamaHell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ArizonaYes, But It's A Dry Heat. ArkansasLituracy Ain't Everythang. CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have MorePlastic Than Your Honda.

ColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, only smaller DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. FloridaAsk Us About Our GrandkidsAnd Our Voting Skills. GeorgiaWe Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

IllinoisPlease, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States KentuckyFive Million People;Fifteen Last Names LouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. MaineWe're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster MarylandIf You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It MassachusettsOur Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden FAMILY'S And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! MichiganFirst Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes MississippiCome visit And Feel Better About Your Own State MissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work MontanaLand of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies and Honest Elections! NebraskaAsk About Our State Motto Contest NevadaHookers and Poker! New HampshireGo Away And Leave Us Alone New JerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto?I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New MexicoLizards Make Excellent Pets New YorkYou Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense! North CarolinaTobacco Is A Vegetable North DakotaWe Really Are One Of The 50 States! OhioAt Least We're Not Michigan OklahomaLike The Play, But No Singing OregonSpotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner PennsylvaniaCook With Coal Rhode IslandWe're Not REALLY An Island South CarolinaRemember The Civil War?Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South DakotaCloser Than North Dakota TennesseeHome of the Al Gore Invention Museum TexasSe Hable Ingles UtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus VermontToo liberal for the Kennedys VirginiaWho Says Government Stiffs AndSlackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? WashingtonOur Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West VirginiaOne Big Happy Family...Really!

WisconsinCome Cut the Cheese! WyomingWhere Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are ScaredHome of Brokeback Mtn. The District of ColumbiaThe Work-Free Drug Place!

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