("course when my 14 year old comes in and asks what I've gotten done for him, uum, I'll say I've been reading teacher materials online! Yeah, that's it! )
Waysider, I just got around to reading this thread - and want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for bringing sunshine, lollipops and rainbows to this thread.
I'm working. uh hunh! really, I am! Yep, I've gotten a LOT done here! (this is why I can't let myself check in here during the day--it's Hotel California! LOL!!!)
OOOOOOOOOOO! You've done it now, MISTER! (Psalmie waits fer Dooj to take cover)
SPLOOT! (HAHA! How's THAT fer a change?) I just flung a soup ladle fulla chocolate pudding atcha. followed closely with spaghetti sauce! (In keeping with the thread, ya know-- nasty, messy) That looks pretty gross on yer breakfast now!
And for my finale, I've rigged up this here humoungous slingshot, filled it with chili, jello and
WAIT! STOP! MY ARM wing is still in there! (something tells me the piggy is going to do a high-fly over Canada!)
This is truly amazing, to quote Invader Zim! Truly! Here it is hotter'n' a Hoagie in high heels and the topic of the Butt Sock surfaces! Read on, excoleena and KevMan! relief is on the way!
One of the effects discovered from wearing the wondrous Butt Sock has been heat rash. Needless to say this was a disturbing discovery, in more ways than one. To find out that the healing can cause the healee to rash up and itch like the dickens has sent the staff of Butt Sock University back to the drawing board to find a solution. And now - it's here!!
The Buttless Sock!!!!!!
That's right - everything you've come to expect and rely on from the Butt Sock, without the sore Butt!!! Kiss it goodbye!
Needless to say, we were thrilled to develop this truly All-Weather Solution for our customers. We're not quite ready to bring this baby to market yet, but I felt it would be wrong to not get this out here, now.
Imagine the cool relief the Buttless Sock will bring to you the wearer, not to mention the envy of your friends and associates when they see you Buttless! You'll be cool, cool cool - no butts about it!
Of course, this enhancement will be provided to owners of the Butt Sock who feel they require the extra freedom and pleasure that Buttless can bring - at no charge, to anyone, ever! Not a dime will be accepted as payment! Modest shipping fees are all that will be required to bring this B.S. to your door, and we've discounted that to the crazy low amount of 59.99, USD. Not to worry! Your Butts and your comfort are all we care about!!!!
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Psalm 71 one
I'm the cause of the nasty messes here, 'cept i don't use words, I use pies! HA!
Yeah, Dooj, we could call it white chili!
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Turkey Chili!
I better go post a recipe...
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Eat more chikken TURKEY!
I s'posed to be working on school stuff for the kids--my family left so the house would be nice and quiet-- and what am I doing?
LOL!!!
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And the problem is.....?
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LOL Yeah, Dooj, you're right! heehee!
("course when my 14 year old comes in and asks what I've gotten done for him, uum, I'll say I've been reading teacher materials online! Yeah, that's it! )
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I'm working. uh hunh! really, I am! Yep, I've gotten a LOT done here! (this is why I can't let myself check in here during the day--it's Hotel California! LOL!!!)
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Hey Psalmie --- Yer pies missed!!
(But there's some REALLY mad sailors out on a salty anchored here in Lake Superior!!!!!)
Ya under-threw, missed my house, and hit them instead!
Ya need to build up some STRENGTH in that there throwing arm. :)
Try having a dailly breakfast like I do --- Ham and Eggs!!
MMMM MMMMM GOOOOD!!!
:P
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*Dooj runs for cover*!!!!!! (And gets as far from Dmiller as possible.)
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OOOOOOOOOOO! You've done it now, MISTER! (Psalmie waits fer Dooj to take cover)
SPLOOT! (HAHA! How's THAT fer a change?) I just flung a soup ladle fulla chocolate pudding atcha. followed closely with spaghetti sauce! (In keeping with the thread, ya know-- nasty, messy) That looks pretty gross on yer breakfast now!
And for my finale, I've rigged up this here humoungous slingshot, filled it with chili, jello and
WAIT! STOP! MY ARM wing is still in there! (something tells me the piggy is going to do a high-fly over Canada!)
WHOA!
ZINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEW FLASH!!! NEWS FLASH!!!
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What a bunch of babbling baboon butts! :lol:
And the perfect accessory for baboon butts? Nice butt socks.
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excathedra
'tis a bit warm for butt socks
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This is truly amazing, to quote Invader Zim! Truly! Here it is hotter'n' a Hoagie in high heels and the topic of the Butt Sock surfaces! Read on, excoleena and KevMan! relief is on the way!
One of the effects discovered from wearing the wondrous Butt Sock has been heat rash. Needless to say this was a disturbing discovery, in more ways than one. To find out that the healing can cause the healee to rash up and itch like the dickens has sent the staff of Butt Sock University back to the drawing board to find a solution. And now - it's here!!
The Buttless Sock!!!!!!
That's right - everything you've come to expect and rely on from the Butt Sock, without the sore Butt!!! Kiss it goodbye!
Needless to say, we were thrilled to develop this truly All-Weather Solution for our customers. We're not quite ready to bring this baby to market yet, but I felt it would be wrong to not get this out here, now.
Imagine the cool relief the Buttless Sock will bring to you the wearer, not to mention the envy of your friends and associates when they see you Buttless! You'll be cool, cool cool - no butts about it!
Of course, this enhancement will be provided to owners of the Butt Sock who feel they require the extra freedom and pleasure that Buttless can bring - at no charge, to anyone, ever! Not a dime will be accepted as payment! Modest shipping fees are all that will be required to bring this B.S. to your door, and we've discounted that to the crazy low amount of 59.99, USD. Not to worry! Your Butts and your comfort are all we care about!!!!
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rumor has it.... there will be a whole new line of butt socks coming out right before christmas
keep your eye out for upcoming oprah shows
(fingers crossed)
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