ex70sHouston Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Two guys were flying acc5ross the Pacific when the plane they were in crashed on a deserted island. One guy leans against a tree and relaxes. The second runs around the island screaming that they are gonna die. First guy says don't worry I make $250,000 a week and relaxes. The second guy just runs around trying to find a way to get rescue. We are gonna die there are no people on this island. First guy don't worry I make $250,000 a week. Second guy. I don't care how much money you make we are gonna die. He runs around the island again. Two days later the second guy is about to die just from fear. He turns to the first guy and asks OK, just how is you $250,000 a week gonna save you. Its easy. I make $250,000 a week. I am a Baptist and I tithe. The first Sunday I miss the preacher will find me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 :biglaugh: And then there's ---- Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Head of the Church. And Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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And then there's ----
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Head of the Church.
And Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store!! ;)
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