Geez, when I was a 13 year old I had it all wrong. I did promise to call in the morning, I did say I love you to the hand, and NO CONDOMS???? I didn't know that. I thought they were what kept me from going blind
Is it any wonder that Cornfield Vic selected this sexual deviant to become the president of twi?...Considering his background, perhaps Martindale would have done better for himself had he found a job as a ticket taker at an adult bookstore that featured "private booths"...he would have been in his element.
I also hear he's working at Home Depot now. Is that a step up from Bally's and UPS?
Step up???? hardly. no wonder HomeDepot has fallen off the charts in respectability around these parts, (and it did not have far to go before hiring him)
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doojable
*You'll never have to say, "I love you."
When want to go to sleep - so will your "partner."
Talk to the hand.... ;)
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waysider
And now the downside
Excluding the possibility of a tragically disfiguring accident, you can never get divorced.
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Out There
Geez, when I was a 13 year old I had it all wrong. I did promise to call in the morning, I did say I love you to the hand, and NO CONDOMS???? I didn't know that. I thought they were what kept me from going blind
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dmiller
(Fits like a hand in a glove)
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Dot Matrix
OMG
I am in stitiches, you guys
But Craig never substitute your hand for a bun
Or you will be part of the homo purge
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doojable
Dot - THAT would not be "safe sex..."
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Is it any wonder that Cornfield Vic selected this sexual deviant to become the president of twi?...Considering his background, perhaps Martindale would have done better for himself had he found a job as a ticket taker at an adult bookstore that featured "private booths"...he would have been in his element.
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Dot Matrix
The laying on of hands was just
LAYING ON HANDS TO CRAIG!
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anotherDan
PLEASE let this thread die!
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doojable
But, but, but...
Then someone would have to lay hands on it...
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Out There
Notice that its the ladies that are keeping this thread alive and vibrating
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T-Bone
I think they've got it hands down.
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doojable
That's because the ladies have their hands free to use the keyboards...
The guys have their hands full - well... sorta full, anyway...
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Ham
Are you suggesting the hands off approach here?
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doojable
Perhaps someone has some duct tape handy...
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Out There
OOOh Duct Tape, Why didn't I ever think of that
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ChasUFarley
Somehow, the thread that we all most want to see die... just won't....
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T-Bone
Alright....let's have a show of hands....who wants to see this thread die?
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Dot Matrix
Craig at his first twig
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Dot Matrix
Craig launches into his ministry
He is a hands on kinda guy
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Nottawayfer
I also hear he's working at Home Depot now. Is that a step up from Bally's and UPS?
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doojable
It figures....
He's working at a store for "do-it-yourself-ers." ;)
Does that make him a ....
handyman???
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ChasUFarley
Since he's good at digital manipulation, I bet he rocks at stocking the shelves!
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HAPe4me
Step up???? hardly. no wonder HomeDepot has fallen off the charts in respectability around these parts, (and it did not have far to go before hiring him)
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