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The Time-traveling Bus


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Through a series of extraordinarily plagiaristic events, the Vickster succeeded in outfitting his motor coach with time-traveling capability. By simply filling the flux capacitor with high octane Drambui and accelerating the motor coach to 88 miles per hour people would see some serious BS. Emblazoned on the front of the bus: Coming to you this day and time and hour…and on the rear of the bus: BS you abundantly. People across time have reaped the benefits of PFAL ever since.

I have discovered a law that works for energy and mass alike. Believing energy equals receiving mass times the speed of light squared.

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The other day I was thinking about how TWI folks loved to point out a success story and attribute it to some PFAL principle or if some already professionally successful person took PFAL – folks acted almost as if all their achievements should be chalked up to PFAL…I then had the thought if the Vickster had a time machine – we’d never hear the end of it. There’d be tales of famous people throughout history making reference to PFAL.....Then it was a simple process of designing an appropriate time machine.

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Knowing that you can't go beyond what you're taught, Throg often wondered what to do with the round things he carved out of stone or wood – or what came over him to make such things.

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T-bone, surely you aren't suggesting that VPW is really the Doctor(Who) from Gallifrey and that his Tardis' chameleon circuit was stuck in the form of a bus/motor coach? No wonder the Doctor always had female traveling companions! :biglaugh:

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[T-Bone throwing a big hissy fit, raising voice several decibels]…surely you’re not suggesting I plagiarized Doctor Who for this thread…why…why…why, that’s preposterous!!!!!!! I distinctly remember the revelation as if it was August 5, 2007…Snow was not in the forecast. I had just guzzled a 12 pack of Fresca at a convenience store. Walking by the gas pumps – I was struck by the idea that I could teach myself time travel like it hasn’t been known since H.G. Wells. I laughed so hard at the befuddlement of it all – I snowed in my pants. I took that as a sign that I should start this thread.

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