You know it's hot....

[roadrunner123]

In honor of summer-

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Farmers feed their chicken’s ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

The temperature drops below 90 you feel a bit chilly.

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

You can make Sun tea instantly.

You learn that seat belt buckles make pretty good branding irons.

You refuse to ride your bicycle because if you fall off and end up on the pavement you might roast to death.

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[dmiller]

What a GREAT picture!!

[roadrunner123]

there are so many places that picture could be from....

[excathedra]

birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

pigs complain about sweating like fat humans

you notice your car overheating before you drive it

Edited July 5, 2007 by excathedra

[gladtobeout]

birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

pigs complain about sweating like fat humans

you notice your car overheating before you drive it

That was so funny that I almost peed a little bit.

[dmiller]

You Know It's Hot In Minney-soda (when) ---

Norwegian bachelors take off the long johns in July.

The *snow emergency* kit in the trunk of your car is replaced by a cooler.

Wool knit hats are replaced with baseball caps.

Norwegians and Swedes think the weather is hotter than their disputes.

Long sleeved flannel shirts are repaced by t-shirts.

You go to the mall for the air-conditioning, not shopping.

You have air conditioning in your car and a remote to start the AC,

and actually use both features.

And you REALLY know it's hot in Minney-soda when you see ---

A Swede, a Norwegian, AND a Finlander sitting on the same bench,

because there's a tree behind them that offers them all some shade.

:P

[JavaJane]

You know it's hot when:

You learn to steer with two fingers.