Sometimes the believing images of victory are just below the surface.
Ostriches evolved from another bird millions of years ago. Their ancestors flew high in the sky, seeing the whole picture. One day, some of the birds decided that there was more to see underground. So they flew down and stuck their heads in holes. They couldn't find what they were looking for but thought they shouldn't give up, that would be a sign of weakness. They even stopped associating with the other birds that stayed in the sky. The birds that stuck their heads in the ground began to venerate those who could keep their heads underground the longest. These birds would be given "Double honor" and more mating rights. As generations passed the competition intensified. Those birds who couldn't keep their heads underground long enough (according the the standard) were given one warning, then thrown to the crocodiles. As time went on the ostriches developed adaptations which allowed them to seek where the prize couldn't be found. But they pressed for the mark, raising their offspring in the way that they should go. Today, these bird's descendants are the ostriches we know (gnosko) and love (agape).
Mr. B - Have you finally gone over to the evolution camp?
This is my biggest gripe with twi - not seeing and admitting that something happened and it was wrong! At least the Catholic church ADMITTED there were cases of abuse, and that they were wrong about the earth being flat. twi continues to plug along implying that there was a one time consensual affair and that they have removed the problem. Now they are working on removing all traces of the offending party's existence from their history.
That is what I find the most sickening - the inability to apologize and say that they were wrong.
Excathedra – "guess we should fear the sand, eh ?" – For anyone who has that phobia I recommend a day at the beach – good therapy.
Out There – I had the hardest time pronouncing "ostrichization" – and finally quit saying it out loud…Whether it's talked about or not – ostrichization has become an underground movement.
Hammeroni – I guess colonization by ostriches is possible…there's probably a word for that…if not, I'm sure you'll make one up!
Polar Bear – Well, there is a Grammar Nazis thread…now we're talking about the Ostrich Nazis!
Waysider – Maybe fear is a sandwich in the machinery of life – and I'm stuck in a pickle…I hadn't thought of a Fluffernutter in years !
Bolshevik – Wasn't the evolutionary history of the ostrich first written in Aramaic and not Greek?
Java Jane – The principle of ostrichization comes in handy for a lot of things, don't ya think.
I thought sand was fear in the machinery of life? I guess i'll get ostraphocated for that one. Maybe if I admitt that I have been Colon ifactataed all these millenium the naziphocators who have been fornicators will spare me from Auschwitz-ization.
In some ways this is one of the biggest problems I am still dealing with after 2 years. Wanting to stay in a false reality and not see the real picture. (The Shunnamite woman example of all is well--when it IS NOT.
Hammeroni - I get your point in post # 12 and 14 – that bird needs a Cranial Rectal Extraction to get rid of its crappy outlook on life.
Another Spot – I agree. By their very nature TWI's simplistic formulas are unrealistic – they are based on assumptions/viewpoints that ignore reality.
Out There – You are on a roll, my friend! I am recommending to Hammeroni your immediate Knighthood!
Penguin – I can relate. I am a natural worry wart. When I got into TWI – I worked on suppressing my natural tendency to check/double check/triple check stuff – buying into that positive-thinking-has-got-it-all-covered BS. I mentioned realistic thinking at the end of post # 1 because that seems to harness my "worrisome energy". I check out the whole spectrum of data [positive, negative, neutral...even other viewpoints] on something I'm concerned about – identify that which I can control and that which I can't. Maybe it's because I no longer have to maintain that image of "the super-believer who can do anything" – that I have no problem accepting what I can't control. It's weird but – by doing that I have tremendous peace of mind - my "worry meter" gives me a good readout on the "status report" in my head.
hmm. Last person I did this with lost an ear, but don't worry, hold perfectly still.
*ham wields rusty sword*
"Out There, I knight thee co-ruler of the relm, to smite with chuckles and laughs, as oftenth as thou wishedeth, as long as you both shall live. Say, "I do"."
Yikes!...Just an aside to you folks at home, Hammhas been acting a little edgy lately...He is handy to have around for holiday meals though - I don't care what you throw at him - turkey, duck, ostrich, emu, t-bones, hamm - he slices, he dices, he can even make julian fries...And that's just his warm up act that he does bare-handed - wait till you see what he does with a knife!
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excathedra
guess we should fear the sand, eh ?
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Out There
Please be careful. Some of these big words scare me
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I don't know about ostrichization. I thought they've been practicing colonization, for years.
I know, I'm bad..
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polar bear
Right on Hammy-More like Auschwitz-ization.
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T-Bone
Sometimes the believing images of victory are just below the surface.
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"Fear is sand in the machinery of life."
(A quote that VPW borrowed for someone who attained a higher level of notability in the world's eyes than VPW ever did.)
Anyhow, I'm glad I finally realize that I've been misreading the actual quote for all these years.
Ya see, I thought he said "Fear is a SANDWICH in the machinery of life."
I could never figure out if it was a PB&J or a BLT. Maybe even a Fluffernutter.
It suddenly became clear to me that it must have been bologna.
Ya live and ya learn.
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Ostriches evolved from another bird millions of years ago. Their ancestors flew high in the sky, seeing the whole picture. One day, some of the birds decided that there was more to see underground. So they flew down and stuck their heads in holes. They couldn't find what they were looking for but thought they shouldn't give up, that would be a sign of weakness. They even stopped associating with the other birds that stayed in the sky. The birds that stuck their heads in the ground began to venerate those who could keep their heads underground the longest. These birds would be given "Double honor" and more mating rights. As generations passed the competition intensified. Those birds who couldn't keep their heads underground long enough (according the the standard) were given one warning, then thrown to the crocodiles. As time went on the ostriches developed adaptations which allowed them to seek where the prize couldn't be found. But they pressed for the mark, raising their offspring in the way that they should go. Today, these bird's descendants are the ostriches we know (gnosko) and love (agape).
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Mr. B - Have you finally gone over to the evolution camp?
This is my biggest gripe with twi - not seeing and admitting that something happened and it was wrong! At least the Catholic church ADMITTED there were cases of abuse, and that they were wrong about the earth being flat. twi continues to plug along implying that there was a one time consensual affair and that they have removed the problem. Now they are working on removing all traces of the offending party's existence from their history.
That is what I find the most sickening - the inability to apologize and say that they were wrong.
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Excathedra – "guess we should fear the sand, eh ?" – For anyone who has that phobia I recommend a day at the beach – good therapy.
Out There – I had the hardest time pronouncing "ostrichization" – and finally quit saying it out loud…Whether it's talked about or not – ostrichization has become an underground movement.
Hammeroni – I guess colonization by ostriches is possible…there's probably a word for that…if not, I'm sure you'll make one up!
Polar Bear – Well, there is a Grammar Nazis thread…now we're talking about the Ostrich Nazis!
Waysider – Maybe fear is a sandwich in the machinery of life – and I'm stuck in a pickle…I hadn't thought of a Fluffernutter in years !
Bolshevik – Wasn't the evolutionary history of the ostrich first written in Aramaic and not Greek?
Java Jane – The principle of ostrichization comes in handy for a lot of things, don't ya think.
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The Challenging Counterfeit
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Ham
I don't know if you read that right T-bone.
It's colon ization. I was merely suggesting that they were putting their head somewhere else.
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another spot
Personally, I keep all my sand evenly distributed…then there’s no temptation to stick my head in it.
Twi’s one shoe fits all formulas are imo much too simplistic. It was God made easy, life made easy, and that by itself is not realistic.
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Ham
Not for the faint of heart:
What happened when twi ran out of sand..
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I thought sand was fear in the machinery of life? I guess i'll get ostraphocated for that one. Maybe if I admitt that I have been Colon ifactataed all these millenium the naziphocators who have been fornicators will spare me from Auschwitz-ization.
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Ham
See? Nothing to be afraid of. Big words come easy..
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penguin
LOL Thanks for the chuckles everyone!!
In some ways this is one of the biggest problems I am still dealing with after 2 years. Wanting to stay in a false reality and not see the real picture. (The Shunnamite woman example of all is well--when it IS NOT.
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Hammeroni - I get your point in post # 12 and 14 – that bird needs a Cranial Rectal Extraction to get rid of its crappy outlook on life.
Another Spot – I agree. By their very nature TWI's simplistic formulas are unrealistic – they are based on assumptions/viewpoints that ignore reality.
Out There – You are on a roll, my friend! I am recommending to Hammeroni your immediate Knighthood!
Penguin – I can relate. I am a natural worry wart. When I got into TWI – I worked on suppressing my natural tendency to check/double check/triple check stuff – buying into that positive-thinking-has-got-it-all-covered BS. I mentioned realistic thinking at the end of post # 1 because that seems to harness my "worrisome energy". I check out the whole spectrum of data [positive, negative, neutral...even other viewpoints] on something I'm concerned about – identify that which I can control and that which I can't. Maybe it's because I no longer have to maintain that image of "the super-believer who can do anything" – that I have no problem accepting what I can't control. It's weird but – by doing that I have tremendous peace of mind - my "worry meter" gives me a good readout on the "status report" in my head.
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hmm. Last person I did this with lost an ear, but don't worry, hold perfectly still.
*ham wields rusty sword*
"Out There, I knight thee co-ruler of the relm, to smite with chuckles and laughs, as oftenth as thou wishedeth, as long as you both shall live. Say, "I do"."
*thud*
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Yikes!...Just an aside to you folks at home, Hamm has been acting a little edgy lately...He is handy to have around for holiday meals though - I don't care what you throw at him - turkey, duck, ostrich, emu, t-bones, hamm - he slices, he dices, he can even make julian fries...And that's just his warm up act that he does bare-handed - wait till you see what he does with a knife!
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Ham
Hey, don't lay it on too thick, there's only so much you can do with a rusty sword..
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T-Bone
I do hope you've had your tetanus shot - and for that matter anyone else you've knighted.
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Ham
Hey, I've even had my rabies shots..
no worries for anybody..
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T-Bone
How about tequila shots?
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Ham
Hmmm. Well, a half a dozen or so, and I don't chase my tail, at least as frantically..
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