year2027 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 God first A dirty joke God told me 06-10-2007 Beloved all my friends God loves us all my dear friend The Joke A young hillbilly boy was about to begin his wedding night with a young city girl The young hillbilly boy’s dad tells him two things first do not let her wear your pants but make sure you get in her pants The city girl mothers tells her to be prepared because hillbilly boys can get a little wild The night has begin they both get in bed here comes the old saying the boys out loud says no matter what your not getting my pants the city girl says watch it boy or your never get in my pants the boy tells her yes I will get in your pant The girl tells herself its going to be a wild night just what I like so she braces herself against the head of the bed and closes her eyes the boys watches her eyes close and tells himself this is his changed to get in her pant He takes up her pants in the other room without making a sound get out his knight and a ball of grass string and begins to work on her pants the next morning the city girl see’s the hillbilly boy smoking a pipe wearing he pants tired together with grass string because he cut them to make them fix him He looks at the city girl and tells see I got in your pants The city girl yells out to the boy "get them off now" so the boy begin to take them off but before he could get his own pants on she throws him down like a cowboy throwing down a cow and you know the rest of the story or you can make that part for yourself I see the city as wearing the boy pant smoking his pipe but do you see without getting too dirty thank you with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0nny Ling0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Sorry Roy, I don't get it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
year2027 Posted June 10, 2007 Author Share Posted June 10, 2007 God first Beloved Jonny Lingo God loves you my dear friend that is ok maybe its the way I told it or maybe this might help the boy was wearing the girl pant when ideal was for the boy to try to make a child with the girl the miss understand the saying getting in her pant thank you with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Funny, Roy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowsGirl Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Laughing so hard..what a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
year2027 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 (edited) God first Beloved Belle and RainbowsGirl God loves you my dear friends I am glad you enjoy it thank you with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy Edited June 11, 2007 by year2027 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J0nny Ling0
Sorry Roy, I don't get it....
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year2027
God first
Beloved Jonny Lingo
God loves you my dear friend
that is ok
maybe its the way I told it or maybe this might help
the boy was wearing the girl pant when ideal was for the boy to try to make a child with the girl
the miss understand the saying getting in her pant
thank you
with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy
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Belle
Funny, Roy!
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RainbowsGirl
Laughing so hard..what a joke!
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year2027
God first
Beloved Belle and RainbowsGirl
God loves you my dear friends
I am glad you enjoy it
thank you
with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy
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