Things you'll never hear dear old dad say

[RottieGrrrl]

Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to

stop and ask for directions.

* You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be

ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

* I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours”

attitude. I like that in a young person!

* Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO

CRAZY!

* What do you mean you want to play football? Figure

skating not good enough for you, son?

* Your mother and I are going away for while. You might

want to consider throwing a party.

* Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably

one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know - that makes

it run or something. Just have it towed to the mechanic’s

and pay whatever they ask.

* No son of mine is going to live under this roof without

an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the

mall.

* Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of

money for you to spend.

*I think a tatoo of the boyfriend would look great on you. Let's go down to the parlor-I'm paying.

* Father’s Day? Ah - don’t worry about that - it’s no big

deal.

And I'm sure theres more!

[excathedra]

ha !

love you rottie

[Raf]

So, you're going out with my daughter, eh? Well, make sure you use protection!

[Eagle]

If my daughter was to have protection it would be a 37 Magnum. Scum bag Ivy League bastards calling her all the time. Especially the ones from the Campus Crusade for Christ who pretend they're religious.

Can't trust any of them. They must be interviewed first.

It's not American, otherwise.

Eagle