Conspiracy Joke

[Ttessa]

Conspiracy? Naw! Really?

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Bush recently went to an elementary school for a photo op. He met with a gifted class and was taking questions from the kids.

Little Johnny stood up and said he had three questions.

1) Doesn't the Constitution require congress to make a formal declaration before going to war?

2) Isn't it true that there's no evidence linking Saddam to 9/11?

3) Whatever happened to Osama?

Just then the bell rang and the class was taken out to recess. When they came back the President said that he'd take more questions again.

Little Nancy jumped up and said she had five questions. She said, 'I want you to answer Johnny's three questions and I have two more:

1) Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early, and;

2) Where's Johnny?

"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who

mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters." -- Daniel Webster

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