I think poor Coco was abducted by aliens, for cloning and horrific medical experiments. They abducted the vicmeister in 1942, performed hideous experiments and extracted his DNA, slipping him a mickey so all he would remember was a fog, or snow. Coincidently, there were gas pumps, which the vicmeister stared at with dull, stupid eyes as he slowly regained consciousness.
But the half-vic clones inherited his prediliction for Poodle meat. And brains.
You people are trying to make light of a very serious matter...Even as I type, my twig is involved with a 24 hour prayer vigil for the safe return of Coco...my only concern is that if she/he DOES return and tries to sniff out some old friends at twi hdqrts...he/she will be arrested for tresspassing...I am currently working with a local attorney for her/his defense should it be needed...
My theory is that Coco is somewhere lost in the Way woods...killing squirrels for food and crying herself/himself to sleep at night because of the betrayal...my heart is so heavy.
Well if Coco manages to get on grounds maybe he can get to the fountain and add to the living waters. Or maybe just pee on the grave of the one that orchestrated his demise.
Well if Coco manages to get on grounds maybe he can get to the fountain and add to the living waters. Or maybe just pee on the grave of the one that orchestrated his demise.
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Bolshevik
satori001,
did I ever tell you how much I like your avatar?
It's cool, dude.
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FreeAtLast
Hmmmm, sartori. I wonder if poodle meat ever ended as dinner for the way corps.
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I think poor Coco was abducted by aliens, for cloning and horrific medical experiments. They abducted the vicmeister in 1942, performed hideous experiments and extracted his DNA, slipping him a mickey so all he would remember was a fog, or snow. Coincidently, there were gas pumps, which the vicmeister stared at with dull, stupid eyes as he slowly regained consciousness.
But the half-vic clones inherited his prediliction for Poodle meat. And brains.
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Nottawayfer
Dang! Maybe that's why my taco meat tasted funny one time while on HQ Staff. :P
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JavaJane
Fine, fine... you found me out.
I admit it.
I AM COCO!!
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coolchef
coco is alive and well
living with elvis
i am not at liberty to tell you where
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ChasUFarley
You forgot Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Janice Joplin....
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doojable
Java Jane - I knew Coco - you're no Coco!
The truth about Coco??
The truth? The truth? You can't handle the truth....? (Said in my best Nicholson voice - perhaps Satoori should have said that instead;))
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You people are trying to make light of a very serious matter...Even as I type, my twig is involved with a 24 hour prayer vigil for the safe return of Coco...my only concern is that if she/he DOES return and tries to sniff out some old friends at twi hdqrts...he/she will be arrested for tresspassing...I am currently working with a local attorney for her/his defense should it be needed...
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doojable
Hey! At least I asked them to turn off the fountain! Coco won't be found in there...
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GrouchoMarxJr
My theory is that Coco is somewhere lost in the Way woods...killing squirrels for food and crying herself/himself to sleep at night because of the betrayal...my heart is so heavy.
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doojable
Well now you don't know....
Has anyone seen those squirrels? Are there lots of them running around with curly hair????
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Ham
No chance. This squirrel packs a sundial..
Coco wouldn't stand a chance. I'd clock him to next tuesday..
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FreeAtLast
Well if Coco manages to get on grounds maybe he can get to the fountain and add to the living waters. Or maybe just pee on the grave of the one that orchestrated his demise.
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waterbuffalo
In a land far, far away resides Coco, the poodle...
Click to see what happened to the little darling...
http://dogphoria.com/my/mydoghouse.aspx?hg...d0-c3fe495680e9
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Ham
Not if L*nder has his way..
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doojable
But if Coco has an army of "poodle-squirrels" at his/her command.....
Watch out Mr. Linder......
"I just love the smell of dog food in the morning...." ;)
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Ham
Hey, I'd enlist..
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FreeAtLast
Ham man you are a noble squirrel.
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Ham
I don't know about noble, maybe a litttle nuts..
I'm just.. a Squirrel without a cause..
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Out There
Coco Coco Llama sabachthani Why Hast thy forsaken me?
Hey I just thought of something, Could it be that Coco is on the lam down in south America, Disguised as a Llama?
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FreeAtLast
yum llama meat
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GrouchoMarxJr
Coco Llama!...cousin of the Dali Llama?
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ChasUFarley
For that....
you must experience...
THE LLAMA SONG
YOU MUST CLICK THE LINK ABOVE...
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