You know you are in TWI if...

[outintexas]

You know you were in twi - if a severe storm on the weather radar reminds you of the "adversary" blob from Athletes.

[JavaJane]

You know you were in twi - if a severe storm on the weather radar reminds you of the "adversary" blob from Athletes.

ROTF LMAO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Bramble]

Lava lamps remind me of the evil blob.

[ChasUFarley]

You know you were in TWI if you've ever washed and reused disposable plates, utensils, and cups (like Solo cups)...

[JavaJane]

You know you were in TWI if you've ever washed and reused disposable plates, utensils, and cups (like Solo cups)...

I STILL re-wash plastic utensils...

Maybe I should re-think my motives.

[GrouchoMarxJr]

You know you are in twi if :

All your old friends are telling jokes about you...

You are sent to "third aid" and told to eat Golden seal to take care of your bleeding ulcer...

Your branch coordinator knows more about your marriage than you do...

Your wife is sleeping with the region coordinator...

You often get panic attacks thinking you may be late for a meeting...

You actually believe that truth can be commercialized and made into a product...

[ChasUFarley]

I STILL re-wash plastic utensils...

Maybe I should re-think my motives.

LOL - i am so sorry....

[doojable]

.....if you won't put money in the Salvation Army bucket because you think it's "poor stewardship."

.....if you won't give money to a street person because you think it's "poor stewardship."

.....if you won't buy magazines to help a high shool kid make some money in the summer because you think it's "poor stewardship."

.....if you think the one form of "good stewardship" is giving 10% no,15% no, 20%.

Edited June 5, 2007 by doojable

[Nato]

10) You have two "casually nice" outfits and wear them over and over.

9) You're in your seat 15 minutes early at every party.

8) You watch "Jesus Camp" and realize you know that lady.

7) You feel that Pokemon is a distraction from the one true God.

6) You were the "security expert" during your Y2K planning sessions.

5) When you hear a preacher that sounds "right", you're convinced that he's had the class.

4) You and your roommates keep all your household funds in an intricate system of envelopes.

3) You maintain an index card file on all of your friends.

2) You record Lost because you can't miss fellowship.

1) You suspect your best friend is a homo fantasizer.

[ChasUFarley]

Oy, Nate! You've hit some good ones there, my friend!

[T-Bone]

5) When you hear a preacher that sounds "right", you're convinced that he's had the class.

Yup - isn't that the truth!

You know you’re in TWI if you live vicariously through neighbors talking about where they went on vacation. It’s definitely not envy…it’s believing images of vacations.

[OperaBuff]

Happy New Year!

This thread is TOO FUNNY!!

Here's my top 10:

10. Your WOW family lives across the street from a porn shop and your BC tells you to "lift it".

9. You drive a car with a hole in the floor large enough to put your feet through.

8. You drive said car 600 miles to hear a tired old teaching and drink some truly nasty coffee.

7. Your dreams are laced with thoughts of regaining your freedom of will.

6. Stale coffee with brown sugar in it starts tasting good.

5. You get excited when some old mint-sucking drunk at a podium shouts "i love you".

4. You have (and quit) a steady succession of paper-hat jobs in some city you don't like.

3. You sing in Greek but don't speak Greek.

2. Getting 4 hours of sleep is considered a restful night.

1. You get excited again when some old mint-sucking drunk at a podium shouts "i love you" again.

[excathedra]

if you are here :)

[Twinky]

8. You drive said car 600 miles to hear a tired old teaching and drink some truly nasty coffee.

2. Getting 4 hours of sleep is considered a restful night.

Hey! I was on Beverage Crew so often I made gallons and gallons of coffee! And we did our very best to make it pleasant to drink!!! (Sorry if it was nasty; we did our best!)

Sleep...4 hours...now that was a real luxury on Bev Crew when there was a big event on...

[potato]

Hey! I was on Beverage Crew so often I made gallons and gallons of coffee! And we did our very best to make it pleasant to drink!!! (Sorry if it was nasty; we did our best!)

<snip>

no one blames the volunteers! after all, you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. low-grade coffea canephora stewed in giant industrial urns will just never, ever taste good and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

no one blames the volunteers! after all, you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. low-grade coffea canephora stewed in giant industrial urns will just never, ever taste good and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

What? Where's your believing?

George

[RumRunner]

Anyone ever consider that if GSC shuts down - it really means Mission Accomplished - not my words BTW - from someone else but I thought they were cogent all things considered. GSC has been and is a good thing as was Waydale and Trancechat. GSC wanted to show "the other side of the story" and it has been done well!! My congrats to Paw either way - but consider TWI is now a nothing on the pages of history - and a lot of it has been due to the efforts of Paw and others like him.

Thanks Paw - Mission Accomplished - Bravo Zulu

[potato]

What? Where's your believing?

George

I found my believing in 5 packets of sugar per cup.

[OperaBuff]

Adding dark brown sugar to the coffee cup introduces another dimension for your tired taste buds to consider. That info is just a warning blessing from my former twig leader. (But, just between you and me, your taste buds will eventually know that they have been tricked.)

OK, here's another: You know you are in TWI if you think you know more accurate Bible than every other Christian on earth.