RottieGrrrl Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 (edited) I posted this here a long time ago, but it deserves a second round. Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. Edited April 28, 2007 by RottieGrrrl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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