A contractor from Ohio, a contractor from Pennsylvania, and a contractor from West Virginia died and appeared at St. Peter’s Gate, seeking entrance to Heaven.
Peter said to the fellow from Ohio, “We need some paving done around here. How much would you charge to do it?”
The Ohio contractor looked at the condition of things around the entrance to the gate for a while. “Four thousand dollars,” he said.
“That doesn’t sound bad.” “How about you?” Peter said to the fellow from Pennsylvania.
The Pennsylvania fellow asked for a tape measure, a pen, a pad, and a calculator. After some minutes of measuring and figuring, he said, “When on Earth, I would have charged forty-three hundred dollars to do this job.”
“That’s not bad, either,” said Peter. “And how about you?” Peter said to the contractor from West Virginia.
“Twelve thousand dollars!” said the West Virginia contractor without a moment’s hesitation.
“That seems rather high,” said Peter. “How did you arrive at such a figure?”
“It was easy,” said the West Virginia contractor. “Four thousand dollars for you, four thousand dollars for me, four thousand dollars to get the guy from Ohio over there to do the work.”
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??? ... and the punchline is ...?
:huh:
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Beloved GarthP2000
God loves you my dear friend
us and the EX-members of the two others cults are the punchline
the joke was on us
thank you
with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy
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A contractor from Ohio, a contractor from Pennsylvania, and a contractor from West Virginia died and appeared at St. Peter’s Gate, seeking entrance to Heaven.
Peter said to the fellow from Ohio, “We need some paving done around here. How much would you charge to do it?”
The Ohio contractor looked at the condition of things around the entrance to the gate for a while. “Four thousand dollars,” he said.
“That doesn’t sound bad.” “How about you?” Peter said to the fellow from Pennsylvania.
The Pennsylvania fellow asked for a tape measure, a pen, a pad, and a calculator. After some minutes of measuring and figuring, he said, “When on Earth, I would have charged forty-three hundred dollars to do this job.”
“That’s not bad, either,” said Peter. “And how about you?” Peter said to the contractor from West Virginia.
“Twelve thousand dollars!” said the West Virginia contractor without a moment’s hesitation.
“That seems rather high,” said Peter. “How did you arrive at such a figure?”
“It was easy,” said the West Virginia contractor. “Four thousand dollars for you, four thousand dollars for me, four thousand dollars to get the guy from Ohio over there to do the work.”
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Beloved Cynic
God loves you my dear friend
I enjoyed that joke my friend
thank you
with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy
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