Dog Quotes

[Tony Soprano]

DOG QUOTES

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy

To err is human; to forgive, canine. -- Unknown

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. -- Henry Wheeler Shaw

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. -- Louis Sabin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. -- Edward Abbey

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail. -- Fran Lebowitz

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!" -- Dave Barry

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either. -- Unknown

Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well. -- Bonnie Wilcox

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. -- Gene Hill

The more people I meet the more I like my dog. -- Unknown

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. -- Edward Hoagland

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. -- Bonnie Schacter

A cat sees us as the dogs. A cat sees himself as the human. -- Unknown

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace. -- Milan Kundera

When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long. -- Unknown

A really companionable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along. -- E B White

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans

Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart. -- Dorothy Hinshaw

Dogs never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. -- Jerome K. Jerome

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? -- Anonymous

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. -- Smiley Blanton

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. -- John Steinbeck

You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. -- Rick Horowitz

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner

When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive.

When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile.

When I am happy, he is joy unbounded.

When I am a fool, he ignores it.

When I succeed, he brags.

Without him, I am only another man.

With him, I am all powerful.

I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant.

His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me -- whenever, wherever -- in case I need him.

And I expect I will, as I always have.

-- Gene Hill

[coolchef]

nice post

and

they don't taste bad either!!! just kidding

[SafariVista]

nice post

and

they don't taste bad either!!! just kidding

They all taste good.. horse too ;) .. well wait.. I didn't like squirrel.. and raccoon is different ... hehe

Edited April 18, 2007 by SafariVista

[coolchef]

if you want some thing tasty t ground hogs

yum they eat the best things comming up in your garden

[SafariVista]

if you want some thing tasty t ground hogs

yum they eat the best things comming up in your garden

Coolchef, have you eaten a ground hog before? (we're not talking about pork sausage now, right?) ... Would this affect the weather? ... Could this be why we were having a Blizzard a few weeks ago in Michigan?

[rhino]

Jack and Teddy were a good team to get ground hawgs ... Teddy would go down in the hole and yank em out, then they'd tear 'em up.

But eatin' a ground hog? hmmm ... add lotsa spice I guess... and horse? you guys must be related to Jethro and Ellie Mae :)