And, then, there was Jaque Horney in the woods in her bright orange hunting jumpsuit!
Why is it also that the more many of you "put on the Word" by your endless hours of tapes and transcripts (much of it gained by illegal and unethical means), the less the Word of God moves and the more vicious and calloused you become?
Jesus taught his men they'd be recognized as his disciples by their love, not their adamancy, egotism or knowledge.
It looks to me more and more when the vicious insane inexplicable crimes take place the Internet will be right in the middle or it. It is used to fester insane thoughts. It is used for insane little nerds to get in touch with each other. It is used to fester this kind of evil.
But what they call surfing the net where they mindlessly look for something to catch their interest. It's devil spirit power, fiery darts of the wicked He is the prince of the power of the air.
I went back in my mind how many years I've taught in Littleton, Colorado. We've witnessed a thousand times in that city. If anyone would have believed one jot and tittle, it could have been stopped.
". . . minds that devise wicked imaginations. Where do they get these imaginations? Natural man's mind cannot conceive these imaginations. They must come from the spirit realm. He that is the prince and power of the air? The Adversary." [sic]
Ya'll remember how we all got excited over his ramblings? Can you remember any?
Mostly insults come to mind.
"That guy's dumber than a box of hair"
"Elevator doesn't go to the top floor"
"Out to lunch without a sandwich"
"Possessed as a new boot in hell!" (still don't get that one)
Then there were okieisms to express intensity.
"All over it like a Texan on a pork chop"
"Go 'til you hear glass"
"Tight as you can, and then one more"
"All over that guy like a hair shirt"
I once met a guy in Oklahoma who had made a song out of many Craigisms. It wasn't intended as satirical at the time, but looking back it sure did that well.
Thinking about one of my old favorites – it still would apply to TWI – though now from the standpoint of explaining why there’s always been so much evil and corruption there: Nothing happens without leadership
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Eyesopen
"If your mind is saturated with truth your mouth cannot slobber evil"
It's actually a good one. Too bad he didn't adhere to it.
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Bolshevik
"And if your not convinced, Get convinced!"
(mind control 101)
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Belle
Sease be pleated.
And, then, there was Jaque Horney in the woods in her bright orange hunting jumpsuit!
Why is it also that the more many of you "put on the Word" by your endless hours of tapes and transcripts (much of it gained by illegal and unethical means), the less the Word of God moves and the more vicious and calloused you become?
Jesus taught his men they'd be recognized as his disciples by their love, not their adamancy, egotism or knowledge.
It looks to me more and more when the vicious insane inexplicable crimes take place the Internet will be right in the middle or it. It is used to fester insane thoughts. It is used for insane little nerds to get in touch with each other. It is used to fester this kind of evil.
But what they call surfing the net where they mindlessly look for something to catch their interest. It's devil spirit power, fiery darts of the wicked He is the prince of the power of the air.
I went back in my mind how many years I've taught in Littleton, Colorado. We've witnessed a thousand times in that city. If anyone would have believed one jot and tittle, it could have been stopped.
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WordWolf
I think my favourite was when he tried to get everyone to believe Genesis 3
referred to his lesbian fixation.
He fast-talked through a lot of words trying to justify his position,
then, when everyone sat there stunned, trying to figure out if he'd
been smoking some primo weed to come up with that,
he offered his summation:
"Don't see it?
Too bad. *laughs*
I do."
Which was a nice summary of his policies overall.
So long as HE saw it that way, didn't matter what EVERYBODY else saw.
"Too bad." His answered were embraced no matter how ludicrous,
his policies were enacted no matter how asinine.
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GrouchoMarxJr
..."Fear is rust on your zipper"...from the tape "Freedom from fear"...
I think it's safe to say that Loy's zipper had no rust on it.
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GeorgeStGeorge
"The only reason for a space program is military domination."
I got booted for refusing to believe this (among other transgressions).
Of course, I had a TC who worked for NASA charting planetary trajectories. No military applications there.
I think the reason for a spce program is Psalm 19:1 "The heavens declare the glory of God, and the firmament shows His handiwork."
George
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excathedra
who did the life lines veepee or lc
i'm getting confused
and sick nonetheless
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duh i just saw
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Eyesopen
OMG....you have got to be kidding? I am always just amazed at how unintelligent that man actually was.
Hahahahaha
Now that was funny!
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GrouchoMarxJr
I kid you not...Looking back at some of the things came out of king okies mouth, I'm amazed that I didn't slip out in the middle of the night...
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Bolshevik
". . . minds that devise wicked imaginations. Where do they get these imaginations? Natural man's mind cannot conceive these imaginations. They must come from the spirit realm. He that is the prince and power of the air? The Adversary." [sic]
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SafariVista
I recall him wearing elastic waist exercise type pants when roaming about the crowd... a man with no fear
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Mostly insults come to mind.
"That guy's dumber than a box of hair"
"Elevator doesn't go to the top floor"
"Out to lunch without a sandwich"
"Possessed as a new boot in hell!" (still don't get that one)
Then there were okieisms to express intensity.
"All over it like a Texan on a pork chop"
"Go 'til you hear glass"
"Tight as you can, and then one more"
"All over that guy like a hair shirt"
I once met a guy in Oklahoma who had made a song out of many Craigisms. It wasn't intended as satirical at the time, but looking back it sure did that well.
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T-Bone
Thinking about one of my old favorites – it still would apply to TWI – though now from the standpoint of explaining why there’s always been so much evil and corruption there: Nothing happens without leadership
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ChasUFarley
"Take it to the wall"
Wall? What wall? Why would you take it there? What are ya supposed to do with it once it's at the wall? And what's the wall for?
Dang....
That's what you get for putting a cape and crown on a dumb Okie jock in a leotard...
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skyrider
"The modern-day Jews are no more God's chosen people than the Apaches."
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nandon
"If you're not doing the word, you might as well be $41ting ice cream"
ps
i was 12 when i heard him say this.
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