Ooooo you are soooo bad! Bad little squirrel! Here's a nut...get out of the kitchen and let me think a minute. This requires some intense thought, after all I wouldn't want to wish him on any other species, even slugs deserve better than that.
Let him spend hours on hard seats enduring his own tirades while the spittle lands on him in the first row.
You actually sat in the first row? Wow! I bow before your superior tolerance!
I think he should come back as a sexy svelt guy that gets imprisoned for life without on a charge he didn't commit and his roommate "Bubba" REALLY likes him.
Much more fitting and as something that would help him save face, I think it's best he comes back as a real stud. Then he could hold up a wall in some $3 whore house in New York City
Coolchef, if he really did humble himself and mend his ways, there's no telling what he could still do - and there's the worst shame of it. He has time to make some ammends, at least to God!
Even though I think being a woman in an anti-woman world would kill that man's ego, I vote for the rodent. But it has to be a pet hamster which belong to 2 gay guys. :o
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Eyesopen
Ooooo you are soooo bad! Bad little squirrel! Here's a nut...get out of the kitchen and let me think a minute. This requires some intense thought, after all I wouldn't want to wish him on any other species, even slugs deserve better than that.
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rascal
How about a pretty teen aged girl sent back in time and forced into the way corpes...and having to endure the vile attentions of himself and vic?
Have him forced to live as a second class citizen with no power and authority over her own life...but that of her tc or spouse?
Let him spend hours on hard seats enduring his own tirades while the spittle lands on him in the first row.
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Bolshevik
I don't know but Jesus Christ is not LCM
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You actually sat in the first row? Wow! I bow before your superior tolerance!
I think he should come back as a sexy svelt guy that gets imprisoned for life without on a charge he didn't commit and his roommate "Bubba" REALLY likes him.
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coolchef
roise of course!
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Jim
Tick
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GrouchoMarxJr
I think he should come back as one of those nasty little bugs that lives on the bottom of a septic tank and feeds on ....well, you know.
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doojable
Couldn't he just be a bacteria living in a colon? Now that would be a good reason to go on the cleanse!
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Jim
I think we're on to something... How about a bacteria in Tick's colon?
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Ham
tick, hmm. Bacteria in a tick's colon that's on bubba's greasy rear that's, hmmm.
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Out There
Much more fitting and as something that would help him save face, I think it's best he comes back as a real stud. Then he could hold up a wall in some $3 whore house in New York City
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excathedra
psycho geer's lover
slave
perhaps a kool shortie
the possibilities are endless
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FullCircle
A female in a poor family in a fundamentalist house, society and country that is anti woman.
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coolchef
it really is too bad he couldn't come back as a meek and humble man who has a strong love for God and get it right this time
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Ham
BINGO.
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Coolchef, if he really did humble himself and mend his ways, there's no telling what he could still do - and there's the worst shame of it. He has time to make some ammends, at least to God!
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Wanderer
A roll of toilet paper? Oh wait... that's not alive!
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rascal
No...but I LIKE it...lol
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FullCircle
use only two squares at a time, make it last as long as possible
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another spot
A grease spot, of course!
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Bolshevik
or give it to your cat. . .
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FullCircle
*LOL* oh my, my cat loves to get her claws on rolls of paper towels and toilet paper, shreds it to death too after unrolling it all through the house
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Even though I think being a woman in an anti-woman world would kill that man's ego, I vote for the rodent. But it has to be a pet hamster which belong to 2 gay guys. :o
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