Rhyming with Rosie

[doojable]

She once ran the University of Life.

Now she's stirring up strife

She's got the chalet and the pool

And her very own fool.

She even has somebody's wife.

[Listener]

If rosie could speak to the masses

She'd make 'em enroll for the classes

She'd teach 'em real good

With a spoon made of wood

Applied to their rosie red a$$es

[FullCircle]

There was once a woman from Ohi-o

Who was rumored to be quite the bi-o

She was harsh, ugly and mean

TWI people worship her like a queen

The rest of us find it to be obscene

[frank123lol]

Rosie ya see was a teacher

then she became a preacher

with a voice like hers,she is a

screecher now she is a leacher

with her as a beacher hanging

around all the creatures

[doojable]

VP left this world with only one eye

LCM left the cult - he was caught in a lie.

He caused lots of strife

And gave up his wife

Now Rosie has her pie in sky.

[frank123lol]

This heres a story of the way

ya see I finally have my say

cause now I dont have to keep it at bay

it is about a lady from down south

she was uncouth

with a very big mouth

she ended up in power

high up in an ivory tower

But I dont have to crower

cause I aint in it nohower

[Listener]

There once was a Rosie and Donner

Of each other they couldn't be fonder

They slipped off in the night

and to everyone's fright

By fondling they grew even fonder

[GrouchoMarxJr]

President Rosie, what's the deal?

Are your motives true and real?

Are you leaving something out?

Something we can't talk about?

Where's the money that we gave?

Does your Jesus really save?

Or does he just invest it all?

So you can play and have a ball?

You lure folks in and then you strike

The kiss of betrayal from a dyke

[wuzawayfer]

never got to know old Rosie girl

who's terror did unfurl

i got out before she took over the world

stuck a noodle in her hat

and called her old and fat!

[frank123lol]

well we all had a stay

in the way we tried to have our

say they said no

so we said go

to hell you say

be what may

rosie runs the way

as if she were a jay

chattering with hardly a nay.

[frank123lol]

I just cant stop

Iii post till I drop

Rosies so much fun

nothing new under the sun

well gotta run

[frank123lol]

The way it was like a prison sentence

but God surely leads to repentence

rose shurely need remitence

her sin God must know

as it reallyshows

she would really glow

to know how to walk

then she could talk

of Gods great mercy and grace

[T-Bone]

Most leaders when called on the carpet

is something to fear and dread

But some speak of a certain lady

Who thinks it’s an invite to bed

Christian leaders should bear responsibilities

And be responsible enough not to bare

Any more than their soul – it’s inappropriate yah know

With another soeur or frère

[templelady]

that which is within

oft does not match what looks show

but in Rosie does

[doojable]

If you ever have in rez been

You'd know ole Loy was no thespian.

He danced in his tights

Under those not so bright lights

And his wife ran off with the lesbian

[Twinky]

Keep it simple - how about "Dozy Rosie" (ducking)

Dooj - you are so funny (he he)

[Bolshevik]

There once was a President Fox

who ruled those who thought in a box

and though we complained

her statutes were maintained

Why doth she muzzle the ox?

[Listener]

She muzzles the people like oxen.

To keep them from spewing the toxin.

So, the secrets are kept,

That the way is inept,

And requires all those shots of botoxin.

Still the secrets got out about sinnin',

And the stealin', destroyin' and killin'.

While they crapp on the flock,

The Saviour they mock,

And say everyone else is a lyin'.

[Ham]

Once upon a midnight drear,

I drank a little too much beer.

I stumbled, shook, and wobbling swayed

as I walked along the way.

Pink elephants I never met

till surfing on the internet.

Once home I took a quick cold shower,

and gave the puter some nice fresh power.

I surfed until the light of day

until I browsed greasespot cafe.

The page looked nice, and neatly done

the forums looked like they were fun.

but Rosie's pic brought on great fear,

I pulled the plug, and blamed the beer.

[Listener]

:biglaugh: Good one, Ham! :biglaugh:

[doojable]

One Ohio night that was dull and dreary,

As I pondered weak and weary,

I came upon a tent with a muddy floor.

I sat and listened to the droning,

Wondered what was all the groaning,

Coming from behind a door.

I followed the sound, behold the Fox

Was scheming how to control the flocks

Kept on saying, "I want to score."

When she was asked to explain,

She said, "I want more than a plane."

Then one word: "Evermore."

The night grew darker, the shadows longer,

Her evil voice it grew much stonger.

Another drink she did pour.

She lusted after ole Loy's wife,

She didn't care about the strife

One word she uttered, "Evermore."

D*nna was the object of her affection.

Her voice would always change inflection.

Her name she would say, and nothing more.

Now she runs the Cornfield Cult.

Her sweetie's ex is a dolt.

She wants this to go on, "Evermore."

Oh! That she would say this and nothing more......

[polar bear]

Okay I can't resist. This is just fun.

She's a joker

She's a poker

She's a midnight stroker.

She's got Donna in her hand.

She's a teacher

She's a preacher

She's a midnight screecher

This is not a one night stand.

Whoa-as the song goes

[wrdsandwrks]

I don't have a rhyme to contribute, but I'm very proud to say that I'm so out of touch with TWI that I actually thought this thread was about Rosie O'Donnell.

[doojable]

Now that gives me an idea:

If Rosie O'D met Rosie the Fox

They wouldn't be discussing all the jocks.

Perhaps Ms O'Donnell would change the locks

So as to avoid the Ohio pox.

While the TV woman would be interested in blocks

Donna's woman would talk about all past Rocks.

[act2]

dooj and everybody,

Funny and witty rhyming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep them coming.....