Rhyming with Rosie

[Ham]

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"

"A baby, once mom stored in tote, thou lookest now more like a goat.."

[Ham]

"might in the earth your likeness beam, the sky would look, melt, shake and scream.."

moderators, feel free to put this wherever it really "belongs"..

One of "those" days here..

:biglaugh:

Gonna have a poetry session in my literature class. Maybe I'll submit some of this stuff..

[Listener]

Please do. A good rhyme is refreshing to the soul.

[Bolshevik]

Rosie's are Red,

VPs are blue,

some poems rhyme. . .

some don't

[Listener]

[act2]

Most roses are red,

Some Rosie's seem dead,

At least her southern drawl,

No longer gets in my crawl,

So glad I don't have to hear it,

or even be near it,

or indeed fear it,

I certainly don't endear it,

The Way of Rosie has no merit,

For they haven't Holy Spirit.

Just my humble thoughts if you will permit it!!!!!!!!!

[Listener]

Permission granted, by all means!!! :biglaugh:

[frank123lol]

Roses are red violets are blue

rosie dont know how to be true

ya see she is just plain cruel

rosie she does rule

stubborner than a mule

[waysider]

Anybody have a good rhyme for "figure of speech"?

[doojable]

Here we have a figure of speech

Rosie thinks that she's a peach

Or we can use a metaphor

She munches carpet (not on the floor!)

What's that? You want a simile?

She looks like a chimpanzee.

I've stretched this poem long enough

I better go do important stuff.

[Suda]

Great, Dooj!

Suda

[doojable]

The Guru of Ham requested rhyme

He seeks Rosie to malalign.

He needn't worry the task is light

For Rosie is her very own plight.

So, "Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who is the fairest one of all?"

New Knoxville is not the place to look

'Tho queens may rule fools on a hook.

[GrouchoMarxJr]

Rosie is so full of gas

that her face looks just like an foot

when she stands in the pulpit

she looks like a culprit

who's about to conduct a black mass

[doojable]

Our friend Groucho makes a point.

Rosie can stink up the joint.

Her face is not the pretty sort,

Her eyes are dead, her teeth are short.

What ever where they thinking

When they thought she could save the cult from sinking?

Edited March 29, 2007 by doojable

[Suda]

This place is full of poets

And I didn't know it.

Suda

[Listener]

There was an old girl named Rosie

Who thought her life smelled like a posie.

She became prez

And they do what she says

And she acts like old Rosie is cozy

[frank123lol]

There is a place in ohio

thugh it is really very low though

see there is a gal named rosie

who does not smell like a posey

shes very nosey like a pigs snout

and she smell like sourkrout

[Ham]

rosie once went to the Bahama

with Donna to be her hot mama.

she thought she was cool

as she stood by the pool

but she had but the face of a llama

Edited March 29, 2007 by Mr. Hammeroni

[frank123lol]

Rosey was an inresident

now she is president

though she now needs her pepsident

after her and donnas incident

[doojable]

Rosie came from North Carolina,

She never wanted to marry a miner.

New Knoxville was her goal

She wanted it all

And she got it - with her vag......

[waysider]

Man! ----Just when I was starting to feel good about leaving when I did, now I find I have nothing firsthand to bring to this thread. It does remind me of a funny OFF TOPIC story though. It seems I was having a conversation with a bluesman who had been around for a long time. I asked him why he thought audiences were able to relate so easily to him. He told me that early in his career, he decided never to sing about anything that wasn't real for him. "For example", he said, "I never sing about picking cotton because the closest I ever got to that was picking it out of aspirin bottles on Sunday mornings."

Darn! Now what rhymes with"hypocatastasis"?

[doojable]

What rhymes with "hypocatastasis?"

Well, this question is aces.

Dogs! You say

This was one way

To insult all those "Rosie-ish" faces.

[Listener]

There once was a guy named waysider

Who met an old dude playing git-tar

He said "The blues are my basis

And that's just the way 'tis"

Now this rhymes with hypocatastasis

I know, I know it's a big stretch.....but waysider made me do it!!

:biglaugh:

[excathedra]

rosie was donner's (donna's) cuz craig didn't want her

or maybe they planned it each waking hour

--

does that rhyme ?

[excathedra]

i saw them one time

with that i can't rhyme

my mind went "oh my" !!!!!

for this i might fry