Sudo Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return she was confronted by her father: Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat....For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club. Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. The lass, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug. sudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sudo Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 You guys are just encouraging me you know?? :) Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Merle commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives." Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look!... He's moving!'" sudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You guys are just encouraging me you know?? :)
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your
casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man." Merle commented, "I would like them
to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives."
Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look!... He's moving!'"
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