The Husband Store

[Jim]

Found this on rec.crafts.metalworking....

A brand new store has just opened in New York City

that sells husbands. When women go to choose a

husband, they have to follow the instructions at the

entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There

are six floors and the value of the products increase

as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item

from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the

next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit

the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a

husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

She goes up a floor. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2

- These men

have jobs and love kids.

She pushes the UP button again. The 3rd floor sign

reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and

are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4

- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good

looking and help with housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor

5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong

romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th

floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor

31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this

floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women

are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at

the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens

a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

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[likeaneagle]

destination unknown- 6th flr..lol