Know Your State Motto

[bowtwi]

Alabama

Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona

Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everythang.

California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts , only smaller.

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grand kids And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your

Money)

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure

Are Real Good

Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt

Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi

Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest

Elections

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An

Attorney And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

Texas

Se Hable Ingles

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington

Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin

Come Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming

Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback

Mountain

The District of Columbia

The Work-Free Drug Place

[Lori]

These are cute! Where did you find these?

[QuietThinker]

LOL, BOW...

Maryland...*snirk*

~QT

[GarthP2000]

Alabama,

Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity. ... and only 2 books.

[dmiller]

Minney-soda should be "Land of 10,000 Taxes"!

[T-Bone]

These are great, BowTwi – thanks!

...New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

I wonder if their state bird is the middle finger.

[bowtwi]

Lori - I got this in an email from a friend yesterday. I got such a kick out of it I had to share it here.

T-Bone - you're a hoot!

I'm glad y'all seem to enjoy it as much as I do!

[Eyesopen]

Nevada

Hookers and Poker and alcohol and meth and nuklear waste and area 51 and scorpions and sagebrush and CSI! (Someday they will say "Nevada" correctly on the show and someday they will stop saying DUI, cause we dont have DUI we have Driving While Intoxicated DWI. And if we're really lucky they will stop showing any city other than Laughlin as being 2 hours from Vegas)

OOPPS almost forgot:

Home of "RENO 911!!!!" and proud of it!!

Edited March 17, 2007 by Eyesopen

[Lori]

Here's an Alaskan joke.....

Q. What's an arctic fox?

A. An eskimo with all her teeth!

[Eyesopen]

Here's an Alaskan joke.....

Q. What's an arctic fox?

A. An eskimo with all her teeth!

Out freeking standing!!! Absolutely love it!