Bird Humor

[Mandii]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Bob.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and

placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers

have been answered!"

[Sudo]

Saddam Hussein, Taha Yassin Ramadan and Tariq Aziz are lounging on the balcony of one of Saddam?s palaces when a flock of geese flies over. ?Ramadan, shoot the geese,? Saddam says. The vice president lifts his AK-47 and empties a clip into the sky, but doesn?t hit a single goose. ?You try, Tariq,? Saddam says. The deputy prime minister fires and misses as well.

?Damn, I have to do everything around here,? Saddam says. He fires five rounds in the air. None of the birds fall. There?s an awkward silence. Then Tariq Aziz points at the receding flock and says, ?My God, would you look at that! Dead birds flying!?

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