I think I was already inducted several times during that year I spent with y'all at Emporia. However, the only one I bowed to was "Lord Dave" Bedard during the freedom exercise on that camping trip. And that was only part of our ruse to set up our rebellion against him, which we weren't supposed to do.
P.S. I DO apoligize for butting in, sir, but its just another way of irritating the 9th corps people...they seem to have a fit when their thousand post thread gets two or three down from the top.
Actually, I get up at 5am on the weekdays anyhow's so no problem. You know its easier to get up in the morning as you get older. Don't need as much sleep, dontcha know?
Ok!! I will not try to be a nice person...ok? I will not!!
Thought I'd stick my head down here and check out those that eat their own dung and drink their own .... with you...
Hey,hows come there's only a couple of sicxktcxkht corpse pages?...The way I figure it,there's about 4000 members left in TWI...About 350 of them must be 6th corpse grads...
I better get the hell back to the 9th corps thread before I get my butt kicked....
P.S. I DO apoligize for butting in, sir, but its just another way of irritating the 9th corps people...they seem to have a fit when their thousand post thread gets two or three down from the top
if you people had the commitment that Jesus spoke of when he was teaching those people how to make tartar sauce for that many fish... just think where your puny little thread would be!
And wise and spurtial men like Reverend2Ts and Simeontheloaded from the younger (but much more attractive) Ninth Corps wouldn't have to come over here and tell you how to lace up your boots!
ts--whoa, whoa, WHOA_AHHH, young fella--less not be dissin the elder of yer peo-PULL...
why, I have forgotten more about boot-lacin then you, perhaps in your little ole church in merry Olde england, will ever know.....why, cant even waste my time with ya, little fella...run along now...
ts--unless you are over 6' 5", plenty of tall people I know own Spiders, the tightest fit of all Alfas. Early coupes have more room, and the sedans and later coupes have tons o room--unless you are over the height I gave or are pushing 275 on the scale or sumpn....
Holy God!...The sxkctheth cork thread is all the way up to three pages now!...What did you guys do,hire a troll?....Hey,Alfakat,do you really drive an Alfa Romeo?...I have an '83 Olds Omega...Maybe we can introduce our cars to eachother?...I used to have a Fiat(Fix It Again,Tony)converible...I got rid of it...I decided Italians made better spaghetti westerns than they did automobiles...Back upstairs...
hey, diefoamboates, I own 3 Alfas--pretty little 69 coupe, 72 sedan and an 81 coupe---let me know if you still have the olds running when it's 34 years old...mmmuuwwahahahahahahahaha
so, what other affordable, non-exotic car made in the mid-to-late 60s had an all-alloy, race-bred and proven DOHC motor makin over 1.3 hp per cubic inch, 5-speed tranny, 4-wheel disc brakes, a carb throat for every cylinder or mechanical fuel injection(requiring NO other emission control, 69-74--while others had crapped out little smog carbs)??? uhhh, NONE!
it was a 4 cylinder Ferrari for a little under 4 grand in 67....
hey, cmon, ziedomes--it's Italian, fer kraps sake...acourse chicks dig em. The guy who turned me on to Alfas bought a 57 Spider my senior year and when we drove that car around, we had to make em get in line--it was red and cute and sexy and did I mention it was Italian?? ciao, ba-beeee..****
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Lifted Up
I think I was already inducted several times during that year I spent with y'all at Emporia. However, the only one I bowed to was "Lord Dave" Bedard during the freedom exercise on that camping trip. And that was only part of our ruse to set up our rebellion against him, which we weren't supposed to do.
P.S. I DO apoligize for butting in, sir, but its just another way of irritating the 9th corps people...they seem to have a fit when their thousand post thread gets two or three down from the top.
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it's cool, LU--jes funnin...
and tryin to yank the 9 kork chain...
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vickles
I think I should be honorary sickth corpse for puttin up with you all alfie
Ok!! I will not try to be a nice person...ok? I will not!!
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ok, you're in--don't forget 5:30 english tomorrow morning--in the chapel...bring a pillow, you'll need it
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ugh, bright eyed and bushy tailed....
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Actually, I get up at 5am on the weekdays anyhow's so no problem. You know its easier to get up in the morning as you get older. Don't need as much sleep, dontcha know?
Ok!! I will not try to be a nice person...ok? I will not!!
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Thought I'd stick my head down here and check out those that eat their own dung and drink their own .... with you...
Hey,hows come there's only a couple of sicxktcxkht corpse pages?...The way I figure it,there's about 4000 members left in TWI...About 350 of them must be 6th corpse grads...
I better get the hell back to the 9th corps thread before I get my butt kicked....
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that's a good 'un , Sigh, er, Die-moan...and the other 3650 are youse 9th korkers????
seriously, only 281 of us are left in the way cuz only 281 graduated...hmmm, didn't know that one, didja my oh-so-smarty-pants younger kork bro....
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P.S. I DO apoligize for butting in, sir, but its just another way of irritating the 9th corps people...they seem to have a fit when their thousand post thread gets two or three down from the top
Lifted Up - that is so funny and yet so true.
Dot Matrix
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tomtuttle
Youz guys have no respect for metaphysical authority.
He .........
.............. made me a woman ...
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...."Youz guys have no respect for metaphysical authority."
brother, have you got that right--you have just gained true insight into the 6ckkkpppthhpth kork soul........
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if you people had the commitment that Jesus spoke of when he was teaching those people how to make tartar sauce for that many fish... just think where your puny little thread would be!
And wise and spurtial men like Reverend2Ts and Simeontheloaded from the younger (but much more attractive) Ninth Corps wouldn't have to come over here and tell you how to lace up your boots!
... big hitter, the lama...
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ts--whoa, whoa, WHOA_AHHH, young fella--less not be dissin the elder of yer peo-PULL...
why, I have forgotten more about boot-lacin then you, perhaps in your little ole church in merry Olde england, will ever know.....why, cant even waste my time with ya, little fella...run along now...
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well katman... I guess it's not your fault I never could fit in those little cars you have... much less tie boots...
... big hitter, the lama...
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ts--unless you are over 6' 5", plenty of tall people I know own Spiders, the tightest fit of all Alfas. Early coupes have more room, and the sedans and later coupes have tons o room--unless you are over the height I gave or are pushing 275 on the scale or sumpn....
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hey buddy! I'll have you know I'm the perfect weight for someone who is 9 feet 4.5 inches tall!
... big hitter, the lama...
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THAT would be a tad too tall, even for my Alfa 4-door sedan
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well... I didn't say I was that tall... just that I'm the perfect weight for it!
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Now, shouldn't you sickth corps be thinking up something to have us do tonight for refreshments?
... big hitter, the lama...
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why should tonight be any different??....bring on the beer...
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Holy God!...The sxkctheth cork thread is all the way up to three pages now!...What did you guys do,hire a troll?....Hey,Alfakat,do you really drive an Alfa Romeo?...I have an '83 Olds Omega...Maybe we can introduce our cars to eachother?...I used to have a Fiat(Fix It Again,Tony)converible...I got rid of it...I decided Italians made better spaghetti westerns than they did automobiles...Back upstairs...
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Alfa and Omega... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... from the mouths of babes...
hey, Alfa, tonight we'd like some Shiner Bock OK?... no more of that watered down lite beer (although the rasslin' girls can stay)...
... big hitter, the lama...
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ts--if you're buyin, I'll do the flyin...
hey, diefoamboates, I own 3 Alfas--pretty little 69 coupe, 72 sedan and an 81 coupe---let me know if you still have the olds running when it's 34 years old...mmmuuwwahahahahahahahaha
so, what other affordable, non-exotic car made in the mid-to-late 60s had an all-alloy, race-bred and proven DOHC motor makin over 1.3 hp per cubic inch, 5-speed tranny, 4-wheel disc brakes, a carb throat for every cylinder or mechanical fuel injection(requiring NO other emission control, 69-74--while others had crapped out little smog carbs)??? uhhh, NONE!
it was a 4 cylinder Ferrari for a little under 4 grand in 67....
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Alfa,thats all good and well about your alfas,but do chicks dig-'em?....Is that why they're called alfa-romeos?
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hey, cmon, ziedomes--it's Italian, fer kraps sake...acourse chicks dig em. The guy who turned me on to Alfas bought a 57 Spider my senior year and when we drove that car around, we had to make em get in line--it was red and cute and sexy and did I mention it was Italian?? ciao, ba-beeee..****
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How'd you get 'em into the back seat when-....oh forget it,my mind's wanderin'
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