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cyberspazz (noun) synonymous Proper Noun when referred to as MATILDA

cy-ber-spazz (sigh-bur-spaz)

one befuddled by all things techno with a propensity toward crossed eyes and blurred vision

eg. Repeated unsuccessful attempts to log onto the website left the cyberspazz weary, perplexed, and in need of high octane imbibage.

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"Half-Stank" (adjective)

measurement of someone's personal hygeine.

"He was way over half-stank after 3 days in the woods camping"

Used in 1/4 increments:

1/4 stank - normal levels, able to engage socially with others

1/2 stank - next planned activity should involve soap and water.

3/4 stank - down-wind contact should be avoided

Full Stank - the normal condition after a week of at-home telecommuting to work.

Edited by socks
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déjà view ;

A phenomenon that occurs after one watches a television show for the first time,

then doesn't watch it again for a while.

When they watch the show again later,

the station happens to be re-airing the one episode they had already seen.

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And lest we should forget, there is that infectious phrase that ChattyKathy has bestowed upon us:

"Poop On A Stick!"

No pronunciation guide, no current and obsolete usage or example of usage in a sentence,

Just--------------------------Poop On A Stick!---------------------------

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Remember Rich Hall from SNL?

He used to use made up words that he referred to as "snigglets".

My 2 favorites were

1. Expresshole

A person who gets in the "10 items or less" line with 20 items.

2. Yinkle

Someone with a really obvious and grotesque "combover".

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Unbareable – overcome with intense modesty at a Nudist Colony

Denudify – the act of putting on clothes – often occurs after feeling unbareable

Pictureassk – asking permission to photograph someone's behind

Antishutterbugism – any physical harm to a photographer – often occurs after pictureassking

Bottomlesspic – a photograph with no end in sight

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Farticipant – one who attends a farting festival

Farteralong – the person who farted and left the room

Cheeksdom – the place where farts reside

Cracktroops – small soldiers found on the inside of underwear

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