MATILDA Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 cyberspazz (noun) synonymous Proper Noun when referred to as MATILDA cy-ber-spazz (sigh-bur-spaz) one befuddled by all things techno with a propensity toward crossed eyes and blurred vision eg. Repeated unsuccessful attempts to log onto the website left the cyberspazz weary, perplexed, and in need of high octane imbibage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATILDA Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 splashification (noun) splash-i-fi-ca-tion applied rating system to assess water displacement by cannonballs eg. Bretta Glutamax's splashification is of olympic note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socks Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) "Half-Stank" (adjective) measurement of someone's personal hygeine. "He was way over half-stank after 3 days in the woods camping" Used in 1/4 increments: 1/4 stank - normal levels, able to engage socially with others 1/2 stank - next planned activity should involve soap and water. 3/4 stank - down-wind contact should be avoided Full Stank - the normal condition after a week of at-home telecommuting to work. Edited January 30, 2007 by socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) déjà view ; A phenomenon that occurs after one watches a television show for the first time, then doesn't watch it again for a while. When they watch the show again later, the station happens to be re-airing the one episode they had already seen. Edited January 30, 2007 by dmiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 sacrelicious ; A statement describing something that tastes delightful, yet it is sacrilegious to diets. Example: A woman indulged in chocolate, and exclaimed, "Sacrelicious!" for she enjoyed the chocolate which was forbidden for her to eat by her dietician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 And lest we should forget, there is that infectious phrase that ChattyKathy has bestowed upon us: "Poop On A Stick!" No pronunciation guide, no current and obsolete usage or example of usage in a sentence, Just--------------------------Poop On A Stick!--------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATILDA Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) veganese (noun) vee-gan-eez an obnoxious diatribe that often accompanies ardent vegetarian activists eg. The sign on the butcher shop read: "No habla veganese." Edited January 30, 2007 by MATILDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATILDA Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) dward (noun) duh-ward any dipwad dweeb (duh-weeb), jerk or categorical loser eg. The Brittany Spears tatoo on his forearm forever marked his dwardom. dward-i-ness Edited January 30, 2007 by MATILDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Remember Rich Hall from SNL? He used to use made up words that he referred to as "snigglets". My 2 favorites were 1. Expresshole A person who gets in the "10 items or less" line with 20 items. 2. Yinkle Someone with a really obvious and grotesque "combover". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 (edited) Unbareable – overcome with intense modesty at a Nudist Colony Denudify – the act of putting on clothes – often occurs after feeling unbareable Pictureassk – asking permission to photograph someone's behind Antishutterbugism – any physical harm to a photographer – often occurs after pictureassking Bottomlesspic – a photograph with no end in sight Edited January 31, 2007 by T-Bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Farticipant – one who attends a farting festival Farteralong – the person who farted and left the room Cheeksdom – the place where farts reside Cracktroops – small soldiers found on the inside of underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MATILDA
splashification (noun)
splash-i-fi-ca-tion
applied rating system to assess water displacement by cannonballs
eg. Bretta Glutamax's splashification is of olympic note.
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"Half-Stank" (adjective)
measurement of someone's personal hygeine.
"He was way over half-stank after 3 days in the woods camping"
Used in 1/4 increments:
1/4 stank - normal levels, able to engage socially with others
1/2 stank - next planned activity should involve soap and water.
3/4 stank - down-wind contact should be avoided
Full Stank - the normal condition after a week of at-home telecommuting to work.
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déjà view ;
A phenomenon that occurs after one watches a television show for the first time,
then doesn't watch it again for a while.
When they watch the show again later,
the station happens to be re-airing the one episode they had already seen.
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sacrelicious ;
A statement describing something that tastes delightful, yet it is sacrilegious to diets.
Example: A woman indulged in chocolate, and exclaimed, "Sacrelicious!"
for she enjoyed the chocolate which was forbidden for her to eat by her dietician.
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And lest we should forget, there is that infectious phrase that ChattyKathy has bestowed upon us:
"Poop On A Stick!"
No pronunciation guide, no current and obsolete usage or example of usage in a sentence,
Just--------------------------Poop On A Stick!---------------------------
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veganese (noun)
vee-gan-eez
an obnoxious diatribe that often accompanies ardent vegetarian activists
eg. The sign on the butcher shop read: "No habla veganese."
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dward (noun)
duh-ward
any dipwad dweeb (duh-weeb), jerk or categorical loser
eg. The Brittany Spears tatoo on his forearm forever marked his dwardom.
dward-i-ness
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Remember Rich Hall from SNL?
He used to use made up words that he referred to as "snigglets".
My 2 favorites were
1. Expresshole
A person who gets in the "10 items or less" line with 20 items.
2. Yinkle
Someone with a really obvious and grotesque "combover".
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Unbareable – overcome with intense modesty at a Nudist Colony
Denudify – the act of putting on clothes – often occurs after feeling unbareable
Pictureassk – asking permission to photograph someone's behind
Antishutterbugism – any physical harm to a photographer – often occurs after pictureassking
Bottomlesspic – a photograph with no end in sight
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Farticipant – one who attends a farting festival
Farteralong – the person who farted and left the room
Cheeksdom – the place where farts reside
Cracktroops – small soldiers found on the inside of underwear
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