Steve! Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 It's time for some wierd one-liners: To be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to have twenty fingers. (makes sense when spoken aloud) Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. In docvic's (praise be his name) last hidden teaching he said that you've got to master piffle. You say your nose is running and your feet smell? You're built upside down! Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zixar Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Join the Illuminati and See the World...Differently. Some are born to lead, some are born to follow. Others, we just have to shoot in the head. Everything is controlled by a small secret group, to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs. If tin whistles are really made from tin, then what is baby oil made from? In God We Trust--All Others Must Pay Cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Helen Waite approves all credit applications. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zixar Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum. Trans. "When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 "To be is to do." - Aristotle "To do is to be." - Plato "Do be do be do." - Sinatra "Do be a do bee." - Romper Room "Do a doobie." - Cheech Marin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 "It was a woman that drove me to drink, and I never got around to thanking her." - W. C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 I forgot who started this, but it wasn't me... Carpe Diem! Seize the Day! Carpe Noctum! Seize the Night! Carpe Carpum! Seize the Seas! Carpe Nostra! Seize the Mob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate1974 Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Carpe Cerevisi! Seize the Beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted April 17, 2003 Author Share Posted April 17, 2003 Crapé diem! Not such a good day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righteous Brother Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Here's a few... It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. There are three kinds of men: ones that learn by reading, ones that learn by observation and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. RB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmicdebt Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out---it's sort of a tired feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakspear Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 There are three kinds of ex-Wayfers... Those who can count and those who can't Oakspear "We...know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling" Henri Poincare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowtwi Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 It takes a mighty big dog to weigh a ton. B - Better O - Off W - Without t - the w - way i - international Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthP2000 Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Rafael 1969:I forgot who started this, but it wasn't me... Carpe Diem! Seize the Day! Carpe Noctum! Seize the Night! Carpe Carpum! Seize the Seas! Carpe Nostra! Seize the Mob! Carpe Carpetum! Seize the rug! :D--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanagisawa Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Carpe Carpoolum! Seize the multi-passenger express lane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted May 24, 2003 Author Share Posted May 24, 2003 Carpe carp! Sieze the fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zixar
Join the Illuminati and See the World...Differently.
Some are born to lead, some are born to follow. Others, we just have to shoot in the head.
Everything is controlled by a small secret group, to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
If tin whistles are really made from tin, then what is baby oil made from?
In God We Trust--All Others Must Pay Cash.
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Raf
Helen Waite approves all credit applications. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.
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Zixar
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.
Trans. "When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
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Steve!
"To be is to do." - Aristotle
"To do is to be." - Plato
"Do be do be do." - Sinatra
"Do be a do bee." - Romper Room
"Do a doobie." - Cheech Marin
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Steve!
"It was a woman that drove me to drink, and I never got around to thanking her." - W. C. Fields
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Raf
I forgot who started this, but it wasn't me...
Carpe Diem! Seize the Day!
Carpe Noctum! Seize the Night!
Carpe Carpum! Seize the Seas!
Carpe Nostra! Seize the Mob!
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Pirate1974
Carpe Cerevisi! Seize the Beer!
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Steve!
Crapé diem!
Not such a good day!
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Righteous Brother
Here's a few...
It is far more impressive when others discover
your good qualities without your help.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
The complete lack of evidence is the
surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the ability to reach it.
There are three kinds of men:
ones that learn by reading,
ones that learn by observation
and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
RB
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karmicdebt
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out---it's sort of a tired feeling.
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Oakspear
There are three kinds of ex-Wayfers...
Those who can count
and those who can't
Oakspear
"We...know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling"
Henri Poincare
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bowtwi
It takes a mighty big dog to weigh a ton.
B - Better
O - Off
W - Without
t - the
w - way
i - international
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GarthP2000
Carpe Carpetum! Seize the rug!
Prophet Emeritus of THE,
and Wandering CyberUU Hippie,
Garth P.
www.gapstudioweb.com
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Yanagisawa
Carpe Carpoolum! Seize the multi-passenger express lane!
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Steve!
Carpe carp!
Sieze the fish!
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