Dear Abby

[oldiesman]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on

what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask

their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you

don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always

walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she

has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in

a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was

and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone

again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep

down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went

out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage

and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street

when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley,

that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a

little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?

Thanks,

Biker Bob

[coolchef]

dear biker bob,

first find out if your wife's boyfriend is a mechanic {or if he has any friends that are}

may he wouldn't mind doing it for you if you asked nice.

abby