Step Right Up, Folks, and be the first one on your block to get your own Personal Prophecy!
The first thing we need is the "right" personal prophet.
Let's see...
I introduce Rhea, the Medium!
*stereotyped gypsy woman enters and does an elaborate salaam*
Well done, Medium Rhea!
However, in this PARTICULAR crowd, you don't have the "right" look, the look that they will
accept. So, scram.
*leaves*
So, I introduce the Most Right Reverent G.Gordon Godfrey!
*WASP enters with perfectly-irone