"We've got to catch those thieves red-handed." "What color are their hands now?"
"Let me talk to them. WOOF, WOOF! WOOF-WOOF-WOOF!" "Nice work." "It pays to know a second language."
"But I hate pepperoni!"
"You can't even SING! Your voice was DUBBED!"
The first quote was a running gag, and a hint as to which movie, since this was the "caper."
The second quote was Rowlf the dog, convincing the guard dogs to stop coming after them. He barked at them, and they sat down calmly.
The pizza was the distraction while everybody snuck into the museum- the front guard kept repeating he hated pepperoni...but he agreed to feed it to the dogs.
Charles Grodin "shared" a musical number with Miss Piggy, whom he framed for a crime. As they took her away, she shouted this at him.
"I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
"I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"
"I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"
"Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
"I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."
"Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all."
"Why not?"
"Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde."
"Doesn't matter."
"I smoke! I smoke all the time!"
"I don't care."
"Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player."
"I forgive you."
"I can never have children!"
"We can adopt some."
"But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... I'm a man!"
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Spaceballs?
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No, but at least you're thinking logically....
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"We've got to catch those thieves red-handed." "What color are their hands now?"
"Let me talk to them. WOOF, WOOF! WOOF-WOOF-WOOF!" "Nice work." "It pays to know a second language."
"But I hate pepperoni!"
"You can't even SING! Your voice was DUBBED!"
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This movie starred everybody. Except me.
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No idea. It might be a Muppet movie, but I haven't seen most of them.
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The Great Muppet Caper
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Not going to wait for confirmation as I am absolutely certain.
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"Where the hell's the power you promised?"
"One damn minute... "
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"What's a 'caper'?" "I think it's a small chicken." -promos for this movie.
The answer, obviously, was correct.
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The first quote was a running gag, and a hint as to which movie, since this was the "caper."
The second quote was Rowlf the dog, convincing the guard dogs to stop coming after them. He barked at them, and they sat down calmly.
The pizza was the distraction while everybody snuck into the museum- the front guard kept repeating he hated pepperoni...but he agreed to feed it to the dogs.
Charles Grodin "shared" a musical number with Miss Piggy, whom he framed for a crime. As they took her away, she shouted this at him.
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Say good night, Gracie. Or maybe George will oblige.
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Oh, God" (?)
George
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No, not Burns nor Allen.
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No, not Burns nor Allen.
'STAR TREK 4- THE VOYAGE HOME", I think.
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I was about to say "Gracie's pregnant."
You're up again WW
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"That was the plan." "Not a great plan. When they come-and they will- they'll come for you."
"If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now."
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Marvel's The Avengers
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Yes. Too easy?
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Loki's "I'll have that drink now" line was memorable.
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"Have I got things to tell you!"
"What happened?"
"I'm engaged."
"Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?"
"I am!"
"I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
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Wild swing- "GIGLI"????
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No. :-)
"Have I got things to tell you!"
"What happened?"
"I'm engaged."
"Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?"
"I am!"
"I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"
"Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
"I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."
George
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This seems like some sort of spoof. The dialogue is too silly for a weighty movie with a new twist.
In the interest of taking a shot, I'll try "ARTHUR"- the newer version with Russell Brand.
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Still no. Maybe this will help:
"Have I got things to tell you!"
"What happened?"
"I'm engaged."
"Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?"
"I am!"
"I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste."
"Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"
"Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
"I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."
"Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all."
"Why not?"
"Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde."
"Doesn't matter."
"I smoke! I smoke all the time!"
"I don't care."
"Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player."
"I forgive you."
"I can never have children!"
"We can adopt some."
"But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect!"
George
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WordWolf
Ok, that last line.... "Some Like It Hot"?
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