"Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things."
I... love you too much to condemn you."
"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... True love?"
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."
"Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things."
I... love you too much to condemn you."
"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... True love?"
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."
"Hear me out, young man. Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple."
"Mr. Morris, your bullets will not harm him. He must be beheaded. I suggest that you use your big Bowie knife."
"Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things."
I... love you too much to condemn you."
"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... True love?"
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."
"Hear me out, young man. Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple."
"Mr. Morris, your bullets will not harm him. He must be beheaded. I suggest that you use your big Bowie knife."
"Well, I wasn't plan on getting that close, Doc."
""I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives."
"An autopsy? On Lucy?"
"No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart."
"Was she in great pain?"
"Yes, she was in great pain. Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace."
Some of the lines may remind you of it, but this is not that movie. Odd to say it with those lines, but this movie, in general, was NOT played for laughs.
"It is no laughing matter! We Draculs have a right to be proud! What devil or witch was ever so great as Atilla, whose blood flows in these veins? Blood... Is too precious a thing in these times. The war-like days are over. The victories of my great race are but a tale to be told. I am the last of my kind."
"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make."
Keep in mind that a successful movie often pairs the actor to the lines- you give Keanu the vapid ones, you give more accomplished actors the complex lines that are memorable.
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
"My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them. "
"You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your a$$ kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!"
"You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya."
"I thought we just settled that!"
"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
"My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them. "
"You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your a$$ kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!"
"You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya."
"I thought we just settled that!"
"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."
"You want advice? Write Dear Abby. You got problems? Take it your local minister. Your head isn't on straight? The mental health clinic is in the phonebook. I'm not a life guard. I don't put up bail and I'm not your Dutch uncle."
"I just ain't had enough good times yet."
"Well, the party's over, my friend. Someone just handed you the check."
"Well, you got a fine horse. Where are you going to keep him?"
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, Murphy, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
"My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them. "
"You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your a$$ kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!"
"You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya."
"I thought we just settled that!"
"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."
"You want advice? Write Dear Abby. You got problems? Take it your local minister. Your head isn't on straight? The mental health clinic is in the phonebook. I'm not a life guard. I don't put up bail and I'm not your Dutch uncle."
"I just ain't had enough good times yet."
"Well, the party's over, my friend. Someone just handed you the check."
"Well, you got a fine horse. Where are you going to keep him?"
Yes. I used it for Name That Flick and Movie Mash-up simultaneously. To be fair, the only line which would have given it away for me (even without Murphy's name) was the "light the whole cake on fire" one. "How do you like your eggs?" MIGHT have jogged my memory.
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Need more quotes.
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"We've all become God's Madmen. All of us."
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things."
I... love you too much to condemn you."
"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... True love?"
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."
"Hear me out, young man. Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple."
"Mr. Morris, your bullets will not harm him. He must be beheaded. I suggest that you use your big Bowie knife."
"Well, I wasn't plan on getting that close, Doc."
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Obviously a vampire film. Pretty sure it's not the Lugosi "Dracula," but I'm otherwise bereft of ideas.
Maybe "Van Helsing"?
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"Whoa." (Actually, no actor said this in this movie.)
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The movie "Van Helsing" was inspired by the original book, but, other than, say, Drac himself, did not feature the book's characters like Lucy.
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We've all become God's Madmen. All of us."
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things."
I... love you too much to condemn you."
"I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul."
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... True love?"
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."
"Hear me out, young man. Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple."
"Mr. Morris, your bullets will not harm him. He must be beheaded. I suggest that you use your big Bowie knife."
"Well, I wasn't plan on getting that close, Doc."
""I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives."
"An autopsy? On Lucy?"
"No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart."
"Was she in great pain?"
"Yes, she was in great pain. Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace."
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
I don't know, it just sounds like it
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Some of the lines may remind you of it, but this is not that movie. Odd to say it with those lines, but this movie, in general, was NOT played for laughs.
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"It is no laughing matter! We Draculs have a right to be proud! What devil or witch was ever so great as Atilla, whose blood flows in these veins? Blood... Is too precious a thing in these times. The war-like days are over. The victories of my great race are but a tale to be told. I am the last of my kind."
"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make."
"There is much to be learned from beasts."
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Dracula 2000?
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No.
Keep in mind that a successful movie often pairs the actor to the lines- you give Keanu the vapid ones, you give more accomplished actors the complex lines that are memorable.
This isn't "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein", either.
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"Bram Stoker's Dracula"?
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That's it.
Anthony Hopkins' "Dr Van Helsing" had some great lines.
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"I'm in love for the last time in my life."
"I'm in love for the first time in my life."
"Stay to supper?"
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
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"I'm in love for the last time in my life."
"I'm in love for the first time in my life."
"Stay to supper?"
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
"My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them. "
"You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your a$$ kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!"
"You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya."
"I thought we just settled that!"
"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."
George
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Without even seeing the movie, I'm guessing Gran Torino
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No. Older movie and not Eastwood.
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"I'm in love for the last time in my life."
"I'm in love for the first time in my life."
"Stay to supper?"
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
"My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them. "
"You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your a$$ kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!"
"You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya."
"I thought we just settled that!"
"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."
"You want advice? Write Dear Abby. You got problems? Take it your local minister. Your head isn't on straight? The mental health clinic is in the phonebook. I'm not a life guard. I don't put up bail and I'm not your Dutch uncle."
"I just ain't had enough good times yet."
"Well, the party's over, my friend. Someone just handed you the check."
"Well, you got a fine horse. Where are you going to keep him?"
"With you."
"Oh."
George
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One minor adjustment.
"I'm in love for the last time in my life."
"I'm in love for the first time in my life."
"Stay to supper?"
"I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast."
"How do you like your eggs?"
(Putting candles on a birthday cake)
"Okay, Murphy, what is it? How old are you?"
"Just set the damn thing on fire!"
"My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them. "
"You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your a$$ kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!"
"You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya."
"I thought we just settled that!"
"I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one."
"You want advice? Write Dear Abby. You got problems? Take it your local minister. Your head isn't on straight? The mental health clinic is in the phonebook. I'm not a life guard. I don't put up bail and I'm not your Dutch uncle."
"I just ain't had enough good times yet."
"Well, the party's over, my friend. Someone just handed you the check."
"Well, you got a fine horse. Where are you going to keep him?"
"With you."
"Oh."
George
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Any chance this is "Murphy's Romance"?
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Yes. I used it for Name That Flick and Movie Mash-up simultaneously. To be fair, the only line which would have given it away for me (even without Murphy's name) was the "light the whole cake on fire" one. "How do you like your eggs?" MIGHT have jogged my memory.
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WordWolf is up, here, too.
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"But with your looks, your charm... women must follow you everywhere!"
"Store detectives."
"So... you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain? "
"Forever!"
"I'll get them! "
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Clearly an Addams Family. I think the first line was spoken by "Debbie" to "Fester."
Addams Family Values (?)
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