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"What a dangerous precedent. What if there more heroes like him? What if courage and imagination became everyday mortal qualities? What will become of us?"

"We would no longer be needed. But, for the moment, there is sufficient cowardice, sloth and mendacity down there on Earth to last forever."

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"'Sic gorgiamos allos subjectatos nunc'- 'We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.'

Not just pretty words."

"The human spirit-it is a hard thing to kill."

"Even with a chainsaw."

" I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!"

"They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!"

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"'Sic gorgiamos allos subjectatos nunc'- 'We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.'

Not just pretty words."

"The human spirit-it is a hard thing to kill."

"Even with a chainsaw."

" I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!"

"They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!"

"Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!"

"He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood."

"He coughs up blood?"

"Well, not like he used to..."

"'How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. O, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.'"

"'A hit! A very palpable hit!'"

"'O, Proud Death. What feast is toward in thine eternal cell?

Sweet Oblivion, open your arms!'"

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?"

"We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women..."

"Whoa, Dad! You're flying!"

"It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s."

"What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly?"

"Yes."

"Well, I haven't."

"Have you ever seen a million dollars?"

"No."

"Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist."

"You know, you look pretty good for your age."

"Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping."

"You're fatter this year."

"Thank you. You've grown too. Now go back to sleep."

"What's wrong?"

"I think the milk's a little sour."

"It's soy milk."

"Huh?"

"You said you were lactose intolerant."

George

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"I'll ship the list to your house."

"What list?"

"You know, the list. He's making a list..."

"Get the bag of toys."

"And do what?"

"Go down the chimney."

"Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?"

"Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?"

"We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women..."

"Whoa, Dad! You're flying!"

"It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s."

"What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly?"

"Yes."

"Well, I haven't."

"Have you ever seen a million dollars?"

"No."

"Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist."

"You know, you look pretty good for your age."

"Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping."

"You're fatter this year."

"Thank you. You've grown too. Now go back to sleep."

"What's wrong?"

"I think the milk's a little sour."

"It's soy milk."

"Huh?"

"You said you were lactose intolerant."

George

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Well, didn't figure this for a one horse town but try finding a decent hair jelly.....

Gopher Everett?

and no transmission belt for 2 weeks either....

They dam that river on the 21st. Today's the 17th.

Don't I know it.....

We got but 4 days to get to that river before that treasure will be at the bottom of a lake. And we ain't goin to get there walkin.

Well that's right.....

Gopher Everett?

But the Ol' Tactician's got a plan!

Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life a aimless wanderin'?

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