Really Is it not familiar to anyone? :blink: I know somebody knows this movie and the lines I've gave from it. Any guesses before I give some other lines? Anyone?
#1 But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
#2 What?
#1 It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.
#2 Examples
#1 Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
#2 They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
#1 No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f@ck a Quarter Pounder is.
#2 What'd they call it?
#1 Royale with Cheese.
#2 Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
#1 Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
Many pinatas?
Oh yes, many!
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
A what?
A plethora.
Oh yes, you have a plethora.
Jefe, what is a plethora?
Why, El Guapo?
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Him: You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?
Her: [disgusted] Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.
Him: I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.
Her: Where do you think he got all that information?
Him: From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.
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I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
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Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Seems Like Old Times, with Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn
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#1 Want a sausage? Thanks a bunch.
#2 Naw, I don't eat pork.
#1 Are you Jewish?
#2 I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.
#1 Why not?
#2 They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
#1 Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
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That's weird. Last night I posted more lines from the movie but today I see that
they aren't there. Very interesting.
So here goes, I'll try it again.
# 1 So your really gonna quit?
#2 What the life, most definitely!
#1 So if your quitting, what'll you do?
#2 That's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm gonna
deliver this case to Marsellus. Then, basically, I'm gonna walk the earth.
#1 What do you mean, walk the earth?
#2 You know, like Caine in "KUNG FU." Just walk from town to town, meet
people, get in adventures.
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Really Is it not familiar to anyone? :blink: I know somebody knows this movie and the lines I've gave from it. Any guesses before I give some other lines? Anyone?
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GeorgeStGeorge
Sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't really have a guess.
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Jbarrax
Not me.
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Human without the bean
Your kidding.
Alright more then.
#1 But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
#2 What?
#1 It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.
#2 Examples
#1 Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
#2 They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
#1 No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f@ck a Quarter Pounder is.
#2 What'd they call it?
#1 Royale with Cheese.
#2 Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
#1 Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
#2 Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
#1 I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
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I haven't actually seen the movie, but I'm thinking "Pulp Fiction."
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That sounds vaguely familiar, but I still can't remember what film it's from.
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Human without the bean
George you are thinking correct. Pulp Fiction it is. It looks like not many here have seen it either.:excl:
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"Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?"
"He likes the way his wife welcomes him home."
"A woman never goes anywhere but the hospital without packing makeup, clothes, and jewelry."
"What's a logical explanation for a woman taking a trip with no luggage?"
"That she didn't know she was going on a trip and where she was going she wouldn't need any luggage."
"Exactly."
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Rear Window
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Correct.
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I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
Many pinatas?
Oh yes, many!
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
A what?
A plethora.
Oh yes, you have a plethora.
Jefe, what is a plethora?
Why, El Guapo?
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
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"Three Amigos"
"What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?"
"That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky. She's p1ssed."
"That's right Spike! The Icebox is going to defrost you!"
George (edited to thwart cuss-blocker)
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What's happening here George? No guesses yet, how bout' sum mur?
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"This whole town may love you, but I'm the only one who knows how truly sick you are!"
"I treated you like a prince!"
"You ignored me!"
"I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!"
"You left me at the stadium!"
"Kevin, this is pee-wee football. It's supposed to be fun."
"Not fun anymore. See, all the fun is gone now. See now, It's WAR!"
"What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?"
"That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky. She's p1ssed."
"That's right Spike! The Icebox is going to defrost you!"
George
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Human without the bean
Doesn' do anything for me. Not sure.
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Ditto
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Hint: Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neill are brothers.
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Human without the bean
Honey I Shrink The Kids? :unsure:
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Close, but no cigar.
Little Giants
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Thanks George. I got one.
Her Now hold on, hold on just a minute! In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!
Him: Yes you do.
Her And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!
Him: Yes you do.
Her: Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!
Him: Yes you do.
Her: Or have perfect table manners!
Him: You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?
Her: What?
Him: He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.
Her: [disgusted] Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.
Him: I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.
Her: Where do you think he got all that information?
Him: From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.
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Girl: What kind of wife are you looking for?
Boy: Oh um, well... one who's not a mutant.
Girl: [laughs] No dogs, huh. OK. Cool.
Boy: And if it's possible, I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena.
Girl: [laughs] Um, when do you need her by?
Boy: Two weeks?
Girl Well, I can probably get you laid in two weeks, but to locate a non-mutant wife from Pasadena takes some time.
Boy: That's what I was afraid of.
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