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Oh, well. I know I' was right.

"When it rains, it's like there's a rooftop on the world. Each raindrop makes a sound the first time it falls on a surface. Just then, it's like I... it's like I can see again. And I... I just wanna... I just wanna see you."

[smiles] "Okay."

"Look. Here it comes... My God... you are so beautiful."

"What? Matt, what's wrong? Matt?"

"I'm sorry... I have to go."

"Stay. Stay with me."

"I was just looking for some honey. Could you help me out?"

"Right in front of you."

[chuckles] "Well, could you be a little bit more specific?"

"What are you..."

"Blind? Yeah."

George

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Here's how the quotes went...

"Who is it?"

"It's Idi Amin!"

In Czechoslovakia, Winger about to spring the other soldiers. He knocks when he reaches the door.

"No." "Oh,yeah." "No." "Ho ho yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No, John,no." "I'll drive." "OK."

Winger and Russell arguing about whether or not to "borrow" the vehicle for the weekend to go hang out in Germany

with the girls.

"I wish I was a loofah."

Captain Stillman. John Larroquette was told to improv the scene where his character was spying with

the telescope. So, he just improvised that whole monologue. Including this line.

When they ended the scene, the director came over and asked him

"What the * is a loofah?"

Your turn, George. And a bit sooner than I expected...

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I didn't recognize the Idi Amin line, but I was pretty sure about the other two.

"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"Son, you're looking at a legend."

"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy."

George

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"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"You have a great profile."

"Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side."

"Well, at least we agree on something."

"Yeah. We both like half of my face."

"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"Son, you're looking at a legend."

"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy."

George

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  • 2 weeks later...

Not even close. Let's see if I can make it easier without completely giving it away:

"I saw that, you sumb-tch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence!... Put the evidence in the car."

"But Daddy..."

"Put the evidence in the car!"

"I'm gonna barbeque yo' a$$ in molasses!"

"Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours. No problem."

"It ain't never been done before, hot sh-t.

"You watch your language, little lady. The problem here, is that Coors beer, you take that east of Texas and that's uh, that's bootlegging."

"You know I think you're just a little bit scared."

"That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?"

"Yo' mamma is so ugly..."

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"You have a great profile."

"Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side."

"Well, at least we agree on something."

"Yeah. We both like half of my face."

"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"Son, you're looking at a legend."

"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy."

George

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Much closer, but still not it.

"Nobody... Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!"

"Except for that..."

"Shut yo' foot..."

"I saw that, you sumb-tch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence!... Put the evidence in the car."

"But Daddy..."

"Put the evidence in the car!"

"I'm gonna barbeque yo' a$$ in molasses!"

"Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours. No problem."

"It ain't never been done before, hot sh-t.

"You watch your language, little lady. The problem here, is that Coors beer, you take that east of Texas and that's uh, that's bootlegging."

"You know I think you're just a little bit scared."

"That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?"

"Yo' mamma is so ugly..."

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"You have a great profile."

"Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side."

"Well, at least we agree on something."

"Yeah. We both like half of my face."

"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"Son, you're looking at a legend."

"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy."

George

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