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"One man on the couch. Reading."

"A literate burgler? How refreshing."

"Well who is it? The President? *laughs* "

"*laughs* No, sir.

It's the Governor."

"Who is this again?"

"This is Muerte."

"Oh, hi, Morty."

"No! No Morty! MUERTE! DEATH!"

"Yeah, okay, right death..."

"You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough sh*! Now get in the car you suspected felon you!"

"Darling, do the oysters come with guns?"

"We can tell you part of the story."

"You can tell me all of the story."

"Part or nothing."

"Well how about we bust your @$$ for B and E."

"Well how about we talk to that nice governor of yours."

"...........Ok, tell me part of the story."

"Well, it's hard to know where to begin. My father was a steam fitter, and..."

" The relevant part man."

"What just happened here?"

"I'd say it was a domestic disturbance."

"A domestic disturbance?"

"Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice."

"I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons."

"But Norton sometimes did. And Mrs. Manicotti on the third floor, wow what a temper."

"My source at the FBI said they didn't think you were, and I quote, 'Bureau material.'

"That's true. I'm more of an end table."

"I always thought of you as a dining room chair."

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"You brought our baby into a knife fight?"

"It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us... "

"You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself."

"There was an attempted mugging half a block from here tonight."

"Really?"

"The victim got away."

"Oh, good."

"You don't know nothing about that?"

"No, I don't think so."

"You match the description of the intended victim: a man with a baby stroller."

"And we got us a bag lady that says she saw the man enter this hotel."

"And the desk clerk says that man was you."

"Well that certainly narrows it down doesn't it."

"One man on the couch. Reading."

"A literate burgler? How refreshing."

"Well who is it? The President? *laughs* "

"*laughs* No, sir.

It's the Governor."

"Who is this again?"

"This is Muerte."

"Oh, hi, Morty."

"No! No Morty! MUERTE! DEATH!"

"Yeah, okay, right death..."

"You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough sh*! Now get in the car you suspected felon you!"

"Darling, do the oysters come with guns?"

"We can tell you part of the story."

"You can tell me all of the story."

"Part or nothing."

"Well how about we bust your @$$ for B and E."

"Well how about we talk to that nice governor of yours."

"...........Ok, tell me part of the story."

"Well, it's hard to know where to begin. My father was a steam fitter, and..."

" The relevant part, man."

"What just happened here?"

"I'd say it was a domestic disturbance."

"A domestic disturbance?"

"Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice."

"I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons."

"But Norton sometimes did. And Mrs. Manicotti on the third floor, wow what a temper."

"My source at the FBI said they didn't think you were, and I quote, 'Bureau material.'

"That's true. I'm more of an end table."

"I always thought of you as a dining room chair."

"That's your husband."

"I know."

"Does he know how to play the trumpet?"

"Apparently."

"Jeff's a lousy shot. He had to bribe the examiner at the FBI."

Jeff Blue: That's a lie. I bribed the guy at the CIA. I blackmailed the guy at the FBI."

"See mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking this one."

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It's seems a lot like "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," but I've SEEN that one.

I have to admit I SORT OF cheated on this one. I remembered ads for a Kathleen Turner movie that seemed like it could be right, so I googled KT on IMDb. I'm pretty sure I know what movie it is now, because the main characters' names ore Jeff and Jane, but I'll reserve posting the title until I get a go-ahead from WW.

George

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Umm, LogosLobo - I'm thinking that, like Traxx, this is a movie seen by very few people.

I saw it in the theater in the 90s. It wasn't a 1/2 empty theater.

However, I think few people ON THIS BOARD saw it.

(If it was really obscure, I couldn't find lots of quotes.)

It's seems a lot like "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," but I've SEEN that one.

I have to admit I SORT OF cheated on this one. I remembered ads for a Kathleen Turner movie that seemed like it could be right, so I googled KT on IMDb. I'm pretty sure I know what movie it is now, because the main characters' names ore Jeff and Jane, but I'll reserve posting the title until I get a go-ahead from WW.

George

Go ahead, George, let's move this along....

And if you ever get a chance, this is a light, fun movie,

with comedy, action, and "family values."

:biglaugh:

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"Have you ever lost an hour of sleep your whole life?"

"I'd be prepared to lose a few with you."

"I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there."

"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"

"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."

"What is going on here?"

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

George

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"So, how did you overcome the icing problem?"

"Have you ever lost an hour of sleep your whole life?"

"I'd be prepared to lose a few with you."

"I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there."

"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"

"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."

"What is going on here?"

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

George

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"If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college."

"What do you want me to do with this?"

"That? Destroy it. Incinerate it."

"You don't want to keep it?"

"I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them."

"So, how did you overcome the icing problem?"

"Have you ever lost an hour of sleep your whole life?"

"I'd be prepared to lose a few with you."

"I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there."

"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"

"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."

"What is going on here?"

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

George

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Ok, time to move this along.

This is "Iron Man", which is STILL in theaters in the US.

*continues blasting Black Sabbath and ignoring the round*

I was referring to their song "I Am Iron Man"....

*sprays George with a fire extinguisher*

If you saw the movie, this would probably have been a giveaway...

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

This line appeared in most of the commercials.

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"You will unite or you will fall."

"All shall love me and despair!"

"I suppose you think that was terribly clever."

"Fly, you fools."

"If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around."

" Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity."

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NIS,

unless you looked it up to get the answer,

go ahead and answer it!

G St G and I are hesitating to rush to answer each other, because it's more fun to let other people

come play, also! We don't WANT 2-person threads, we want a dozen or more!

Please answer it unless you looked it up.

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"You will unite or you will fall."

"All shall love me and despair!"

"I suppose you think that was terribly clever."

"Fly, you fools."

"If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around."

" Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity."

"Are you frightened?"

"Yes."

"Not nearly frightened enough."

"That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life."

"I feel... thin. Sort of stretched, like... butter scraped over too much bread."

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