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"You are most wise to tie your horse. Were he to cover an Arab mare --"

"--the foal would have to be destroyed before it touches the ground... as would the sire."

"You hear that? Keep your pride tucked!"

"The Indians of the West. You have seen their vanishing kind?"

"I am their kind."

"What about your ability to tell the future?"

"If I had the ability to foretell the future, perhaps I would have bet on a painted horse."

"I didn't join this race to finish in second place!"

"Why did you then?"

"Mister... you can say anything you want about me. I'm gonna have to ask you not to talk about my horse that way."

"How is the coffee? If you were to put a horseshoe in it, do you suppose it would stand erect?"

"At your age uncle, I suppose it is that only thing that might!"

"Boldly spoken... for a man with no wives."

George

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"Some men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent. Oh, by the way, you're fired"

"This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok."

"I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

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Right era, further away though...

"Ah ha. Legendary Sharps."

"You know your weapons. It's a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel length's thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It's converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further."

"An experimental weapon with experimental ammunition."

"You could call it that."

"Let's experiment."...I seem to remember you're not too familiar with Colonel Colt's revolver, so this will be your first lesson.  Don't worry. Mr Dobkin and Mr. O'Flynn will ensure that it's a fair contest.  I'll just back up a few paces... And to your left a bit, that's it... Now you're right in front of my old pistol target.  Some men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent. Oh, by the way, you're fired"

"This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok....I said, I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

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Same timeperiod but.....Here's more...

"Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain."

"I remember once my Granddaddy told me how, when you're lost in the desert, you should sleep during the day and walk at night."

"Your Granddaddy tell you that? Did he also tell you we'll die, in the the desert, without those horses?"

"Well, what good are horses, if we die of thirst?"

"Once in a while she actually makes a little sense."

"What did you say, Roy?"

"Never mind."

"You know, if we're lost, you can tell me."

"We're lost."

"I can take bad news. Just tell me straight."

"I don't know where the hell we are."

"No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is."

"I reckon we're goin' in circles."

"Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?"

"Nope. I know exactly where we are."

"That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried."

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Maybe I'm making this too hard, I'm a newbe at this...

 

"Things seem different here. They say God made Australia last, don't you know, after he got tired of making everything else the same."

"Well, I seen some pretty country, that's for certain...You sure look pretty in that new blue dress."

"If you go after Marston, he'll kill you."

"Kid, next time she talks like that, pee all over the dress."

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Maybe I'm making this too hard, I'm a newbe at this...

 

"Things seem different here. They say God made Australia last, don't you know, after he got tired of making everything else the same."

"Well, I seen some pretty country, that's for certain...You sure look pretty in that new blue dress."

"If you go after Marston, he'll kill you."

"Kid, next time she talks like that, pee all over the dress."

I recognize that! Quigley Down Under

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"One man on the couch. Reading."

"A literate burgler? How refreshing."

"Well who is it? The President? *laughs* "

"*laughs* No, sir.

It's the Governor."

"Who is this again?"

"This is Muerte."

"Oh, hi, Morty."

"No! No Morty! MUERTE! DEATH!"

"Yeah, okay, right death..."

"You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough sh*! Now get in the car you suspected felon you!"

"Darling, do the oysters come with guns?"

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