"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there, and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks, and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!"
"Howard, I've been thinking... everything that you went through today for Jamie really shows how much you love him. And if you're willing to go through all of that for him just for a present, well, that makes me wonder..."
"Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,' but now I think I might as well just call it 'Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No N*****s Allowed in There!'"
"Uh, did you see a little nekkid man runnin' around with a $100 bill?" "I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats." "You didn't see a little nekkid bum with $100?" "No, but I could arrange for one."
"I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
"Uh, did you see a little nekkid man runnin' around with a $100 bill?" "I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats." "You didn't see a little nekkid bum with $100?" "No, but I could arrange for one."
"I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose @$$ is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an @$$, then I shall have it."
"Uh, did you see a little nekkid man runnin' around with a $100 bill?" "I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats." "You didn't see a little nekkid bum with $100?" "No, but I could arrange for one."
"If that bum didn't take my $100, we could have got a boat with a motor." "Shut up and paddle." "Yeah, I'm gonna paddle. I'ma paddle his @$$. I'ma paddle your @$$ when I find you! I know you... I'ma use this row... I'ma row your @$$ till it bleeds!"
"I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose @$$ is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an @$$, then I shall have it."
"Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon... hard."
That's it. BTW, I'm not a huge fan of the movie, but with the exception of the one about the bleeding and the kleenex, I could have gotten it from any one of those quotes. I thought they were all memorable.
"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype."
"I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you... something happened to me. I never told you but... I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life."
Next clue [Most of the quotes from this movie give it away even if you haven't seen it. More accurately, most of the quotes from this movie narrow it down to very few possibilities, even if you haven't seen any of them]>
"What place do you think you will have in history?"
"History? In history we'll all be dead."
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"My father would've kicked the living crap out of me if I ended up where you are now, Junior."
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"The only way to win is to leave before the job is done."
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I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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So, it's George's turn.
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I'm coming! I'm coming! Give me a minute!
(That wasn't a quote, FYI.)
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"They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. And then they sit there, and they make your children feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks, and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic!"
"Howard, I've been thinking... everything that you went through today for Jamie really shows how much you love him. And if you're willing to go through all of that for him just for a present, well, that makes me wonder..."
"What?"
"What did you get me?"
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Jingle All The Way
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Correct!
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"Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,' but now I think I might as well just call it 'Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No N*****s Allowed in There!'"
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Amazingly, I thought about that very moment in passing when I had lunch today (or possibly yesterday.)
This was Axel Foley pretending to be a reporter from Rolling Stone in
"BEVERLY HILLS COP."
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Indeed
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"Uh, did you see a little nekkid man runnin' around with a $100 bill?" "I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats." "You didn't see a little nekkid bum with $100?" "No, but I could arrange for one."
"I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
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"Uh, did you see a little nekkid man runnin' around with a $100 bill?" "I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats." "You didn't see a little nekkid bum with $100?" "No, but I could arrange for one."
"I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose @$$ is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an @$$, then I shall have it."
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"Uh, did you see a little nekkid man runnin' around with a $100 bill?" "I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats." "You didn't see a little nekkid bum with $100?" "No, but I could arrange for one."
"If that bum didn't take my $100, we could have got a boat with a motor." "Shut up and paddle." "Yeah, I'm gonna paddle. I'ma paddle his @$$. I'ma paddle your @$$ when I find you! I know you... I'ma use this row... I'ma row your @$$ till it bleeds!"
"I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex."
"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose @$$ is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an @$$, then I shall have it."
"Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon... hard."
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The Golden Child?
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That's it. BTW, I'm not a huge fan of the movie, but with the exception of the one about the bleeding and the kleenex, I could have gotten it from any one of those quotes. I thought they were all memorable.
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So, George's turn.
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"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype."
"I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you... something happened to me. I never told you but... I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life."
"Did you say something?"
"Good night."
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Didn't we do this one already?
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Repeatedly, I imagine.
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This is, of course, Groundhog Day.
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This is, of course, Groundhog Day.
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This is, of course, Groundhog Day.
Next clue [Most of the quotes from this movie give it away even if you haven't seen it. More accurately, most of the quotes from this movie narrow it down to very few possibilities, even if you haven't seen any of them]>
"What place do you think you will have in history?"
"History? In history we'll all be dead."
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"My father would've kicked the living crap out of me if I ended up where you are now, Junior."
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"The only way to win is to leave before the job is done."
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The middle quote reminds me of Smokey and the Bandit, but that doesn't seem to fit the other quotes.
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Hint: Based on a true story.
Second hint: We cannot discuss this movie on GSC.
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"W"?
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That is correct.
Some of the best quotes mention Jeb; would have given it away instantly
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