"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
"I can't just call him up and say, 'Hi! I used be Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me twelve years ago. Would you check my water?'"
"I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me."
However, since both guesses are incorrect, I'll let it slide.
"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
"I can't just call him up and say, 'Hi! I used be Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me twelve years ago. Would you check my water?'"
"I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me."
"Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee. When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends! I was just going to give you coffee! I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends. How could you *do* a thing like that? I thought we were friends."
"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
"I can't just call him up and say, 'Hi! I used be Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me twelve years ago. Would you check my water?'"
"I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me."
"Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee. When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends! I was just going to give you coffee! I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends. How could you *do* a thing like that? I thought we were friends."
"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores."
"You came to the right town."
"I can't figure out this burg. It's like maids have been declared illegal, and the housewife with the neatest place gets Robert Redford for Christmas. And believe me, if that's the prize, I'd enter, but nobody'll tell what the contest rules are. Cheers!"
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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You might as well go. Raf will return eventually, and generally appreciates it if someone moves the thread along.
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WordWolf
WIll either Human OR Raf just go?
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GeorgeStGeorge
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"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
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"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
"I can't just call him up and say, 'Hi! I used be Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me twelve years ago. Would you check my water?'"
"I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me."
George
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WordWolf
Wild swing time.
"Soapdish?"
"Switching Channels"?
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Only one at a time, WW.
However, since both guesses are incorrect, I'll let it slide.
"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
"I can't just call him up and say, 'Hi! I used be Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me twelve years ago. Would you check my water?'"
"I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me."
"Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee. When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends! I was just going to give you coffee! I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends. How could you *do* a thing like that? I thought we were friends."
George
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"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."
"I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe."
"I can't just call him up and say, 'Hi! I used be Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me twelve years ago. Would you check my water?'"
"I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me."
"Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee. When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends! I was just going to give you coffee! I was just going to give you coffee! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends. How could you *do* a thing like that? I thought we were friends."
"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores."
"You came to the right town."
"I can't figure out this burg. It's like maids have been declared illegal, and the housewife with the neatest place gets Robert Redford for Christmas. And believe me, if that's the prize, I'd enter, but nobody'll tell what the contest rules are. Cheers!"
George
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Raf
Oh for the love of hate
The Stepford Wives
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GeorgeStGeorge
Yes. Specifically, the 1975 version.
The second and fourth quotes involved Stepford wives' brains misfiring and getting caught in a loop.
You're up.
George
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"Will you marry me?"
"Maybe."
"You call that an answer?"
"You want another answer? Ask another girl."
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WordWolf
Can we have another quote?
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"Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman. Coco Chanel."
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"The Devil Wears Prada"????
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"Pret A Port"?????
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Raf
Neither.
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"What did you call it again?"
"Bony ass."
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"Cursed"???????????
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GeorgeStGeorge
101 Dalmatians?
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WordWolf
Um, "Cruela??????"
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"I have a head for business and a bod for sin."
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GeorgeStGeorge
THAT one sounds familiar.
George
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Corrected the autofill. The word should have been HEAD, not HEADACHE
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WordWolf
With the autofill corrected, this is probably "WORKING GIRL."
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