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"How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe."

"Condominiums?"

"Yeah, condominiums."

"I never use 'em."

 

"Do you have a criminal record?"

"Nothin' worth braggin' about."

 

"You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder."

 

"I can't believe it!"

"What?"

"He broke my nose again."

 

"I feel like a Kentucky fried idiot."

 

"Ya know, bein' a good reader's gonna help me get a good office job, ya know. Wanna hear some more?"

"I can't wait."

"OK. "'There ain't no cover, Smokey,' said Brad Lincoln. 'We better head for the canyon.'"

"You read nice."

"Thank you. You lie nice!"

"Thank you."

 

George

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"I don't want to live forever if you're not going to be with me."

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"But I promise you, you will all lead productive lives."
"Forever?"
"We don't know what forever is."

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"If this is foreplay, I'm a dead man."

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“Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going.”

 

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"With the way nature's been cheating us, I don't mind cheating her a little."

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"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed; pure West Virginia."

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"Please tell your father [in sign language] it's nice to meet him."

"I have."

"Well then, thank him for the lovely birthday cake."

"I have."

"Then tell him his daughter's an EPIC shag."

"He can read lips."

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The father's deaf, but can read lips and sign language.  The slang is British or some dialect (Australian, New Zealander).   The daughter's boyfriend (or equivalent)  just celebrated a birthday, and Dad got him a cake, or made him a cake. 

 

Ok, I'm going to discard all that and take a wild guess instead.  Is this "SILENCE OF THE HAMS"??? 

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"It goes on forever! Six bloody minutes!"

"I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever."

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"I want you to shake the freak tree and invite anyone who plops to the ground! Dwarfs and giants, magicians, Zulu tribesmen. contortionists, fire eaters, and priests. We're going to need to confess."

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