"Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people
in front of the television instead of picket lines.
You're not gonna get that with reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.'
'Gilligan's Island.'
You know, dah-DAH-dah-dah...yeah, that's it. The one with the boat."
"Don't touch that dial!"
"You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you."
"I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over you."
"Go for it. Won't show on this shirt..."
"Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii."
"I had the shirt for it, but you f***ed it up."
" This is television, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... "
" Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! "
"Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people
in front of the television instead of picket lines.
You're not gonna get that with reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.'
'Gilligan's Island.'
You know, dah-DAH-dah-dah...yeah, that's it. The one with the boat."
"Don't touch that dial!"
"You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you."
"I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over you."
"Go for it. Won't show on this shirt..."
"Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii."
"I had the shirt for it, but you f***ed it up."
" This is television, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... "
" Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! "
"Mr. Spock, you have the com."
"Who is Mr. Spock?"
"Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?"
"I've seen you before. You're the @$$hole on TV."
"That's funny. I was going to say the same thing about you."
"Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know. I must have known, of course, but I was too scared to see the truth. Then fear just makes you so stupid."
"No, it's not stupid, Signora Mayes. L'amore e cieco."
"Oh, love is blind. Yeah, we have that saying too."
"Everybody has that saying because it's true everywhere."
"Signora, between Austria and Italy, there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. They built a train track over these Alps to connect Vienna and Venice. They built these tracks even before there was a train in existence that could make the trip. They built it because they knew some day, the train would come."
"If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go."
"Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know. I must have known, of course, but I was too scared to see the truth. Then fear just makes you so stupid."
"No, it's not stupid, Signora Mayes. L'amore e cieco."
"Oh, love is blind. Yeah, we have that saying too."
"Everybody has that saying because it's true everywhere."
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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If it's what I think it is, I LOVE this movie! Way underrated.
A few years ago, another movie with the same name came out. Other than that, not much in common.
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"Tommy Boy"?
George
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Well, I looked it up, and I was wrong. I'm not aware of a second movie by the same name. Not saying there wasn't one, but my guess was wrong.
My guess did, however, have a major word in common with the correct title. But that doesn't help you unless you know my wrong guess.
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I figured you might have a soft spot for the movie based on who wrote the original story-
but I wouldn't have counted on it.
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"Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people
in front of the television instead of picket lines.
You're not gonna get that with reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.'
'Gilligan's Island.'
You know, dah-DAH-dah-dah...yeah, that's it. The one with the boat."
"Don't touch that dial!"
"You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you."
"I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over you."
"Go for it. Won't show on this shirt..."
"Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii."
"I had the shirt for it, but you f***ed it up."
" This is television, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... "
" Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! "
"Mr. Spock, you have the com."
"Who is Mr. Spock?"
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The game show quote should be a giveaway. I'll reveal the movie I THOUGHT it was when someone posts the correct answer.
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"Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people
in front of the television instead of picket lines.
You're not gonna get that with reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.'
'Gilligan's Island.'
You know, dah-DAH-dah-dah...yeah, that's it. The one with the boat."
"Don't touch that dial!"
"You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you."
"I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over you."
"Go for it. Won't show on this shirt..."
"Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii."
"I had the shirt for it, but you f***ed it up."
" This is television, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... "
" Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! "
"Mr. Spock, you have the com."
"Who is Mr. Spock?"
"Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?"
"I've seen you before. You're the @$$hole on TV."
"That's funny. I was going to say the same thing about you."
"You bastard! Drop dead!"
"I don't do requests."
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"Running Man"?
George
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That's it.
I've known plenty of people who would chime in to complete the quote about
"You're lucky he didn't kill you."
Your turn!
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"You killed the only two people I ever loved. Why?"
"Business. That's all it ever is, is business."
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last..."
"What the hell are you playing at, Matt? You didn't come here for forgiveness. You came for permission, and I can't give you that."
"Justice isn't a sin, Father."
George
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"And for my next trick..." Wait, that line wasn't in the movie.
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"You know the great strength of the church? Its sense of community."
"Morning, Father."
"Good morning. This may come as a surprise to you Matthew, but we are open on Sunday."
"I like the quiet."
"I don't think so, son, I think you like the solitude."
"You killed the only two people I ever loved. Why?"
"Business. That's all it ever is, is business."
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last..."
"What the hell are you playing at, Matt? You didn't come here for forgiveness. You came for permission, and I can't give you that."
"Justice isn't a sin, Father."
George
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Similar to a flick I was going to quote.
No sure of yours though George.
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DareDevil.
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That's it.
George
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" I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now!"
"If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch "Supernanny" while you drool into the carpet."
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It's an Iron Man movie. I believe it's the third one.
George
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It is not Iron Man 3.
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GeorgeStGeorge
Iron Man 2, then.
George :)
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That's it.
" I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now!"
My favorite line during the Senate hearing.
(There's a great line when he's leaving the hearing, of course.)
"If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch "Supernanny" while you drool into the carpet."
Coulson warning Stark about staying in and working.
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"Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know. I must have known, of course, but I was too scared to see the truth. Then fear just makes you so stupid."
"No, it's not stupid, Signora Mayes. L'amore e cieco."
"Oh, love is blind. Yeah, we have that saying too."
"Everybody has that saying because it's true everywhere."
George
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By the way, the Running movie I was thinking of earlier was Running Scared, with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines. Carry on...
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Along Came Polly
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No.
"Signora, between Austria and Italy, there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. They built a train track over these Alps to connect Vienna and Venice. They built these tracks even before there was a train in existence that could make the trip. They built it because they knew some day, the train would come."
"If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go."
"Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you. Like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. You shouldn't have to wake up day after day after that, trying to understand how in the world you didn't know. The light just never went on, you know. I must have known, of course, but I was too scared to see the truth. Then fear just makes you so stupid."
"No, it's not stupid, Signora Mayes. L'amore e cieco."
"Oh, love is blind. Yeah, we have that saying too."
"Everybody has that saying because it's true everywhere."
George
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