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Yes it is and she is. I think Natalie Portman played her character so well, you tend to forget she was 13 when she made her acting debut. She basically stole the show, even one upping Gary Oldman a little. However, he was superb as always playing the villain.

Your move Raf.

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I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?

Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.

Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?

Well, I wasn't really usin' it.

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Well, I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved!

Pete, don't be ignorant.

Well that's it boys, I been redeemed! The preacher warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight-and-narrow from here on out and heaven everlasting's my reward!

Delmar what the hell are you talking about? - We got bigger fish to fry

Preacher said my sins are warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo!

I thought you said you were innocent of those charges.

Well I was lyin' - and I'm proud to say that that sin's been warshed away too! Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now! Come on in, boys, the water's fine!

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Well, I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved!

Pete, don't be ignorant.

Well that's it boys, I been redeemed! The preacher warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight-and-narrow from here on out and heaven everlasting's my reward!

Delmar what the hell are you talking about? - We got bigger fish to fry

Preacher said my sins are warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo!

I thought you said you were innocent of those charges.

Well I was lyin' - and I'm proud to say that that sin's been warshed away too! Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now! Come on in, boys, the water's fine!

Either I've picked the hardest clues ever or something is up! Where's everyone at?

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"Did you lose weight?"

"Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns."

"God, I wish I had your discipline."

"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."

"OK, I don't even know what you're talking about cause of those words, but come here."

George

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"Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian."

"Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?"

"What? Yeah, right. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again."

"Okay."

"Actually I invented a special kind of glue."

"Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?"

"No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right."

"Did you lose weight?"

"Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns."

"God, I wish I had your discipline."

"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."

"OK, I don't even know what you're talking about cause of those words, but come here."

George

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"For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "s--t" a lot. You know?"

"I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound."

"That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?"

"Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian."

"Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?"

"What? Yeah, right. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again."

"Okay."

"Actually I invented a special kind of glue."

"Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?"

"No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right."

"Did you lose weight?"

"Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns."

"God, I wish I had your discipline."

"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."

"OK, I don't even know what you're talking about cause of those words, but come here."

George

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Why am I doing this, again?"

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

"And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?"

"I don't remember telling you to do that."

"Someone must have ripped the "Q" section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word "quit"."

"Really. You're... you're all superheroes."

"Well, we fight crime. Call it what you will."

"You encased your father's skull in a bowling ball???"

"Don't be ridiculous. I had the pro shop do it."

George

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