Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
What gave it away George, was it when I used the name Benjamin? Yes.
That, and that it was an obvious lead-up to the seduction. I saw the movie many years ago. I don't remember Benjamin driving Mrs. Robinson home, but thats what it had to be.
"So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again."
"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
"The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."
"Do you know what happens at proms?"
"Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
"Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
"Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
"What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
"Daddy that is so not..."
"I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."
"So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again."
"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
"The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"I still maintain that he kicked HIMSELF in the balls."
"Do you know what happens at proms?"
"Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
"Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
"Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
"What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
"Daddy that is so not..."
"I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."
"Where's your sister going?"
"She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm."
"Funny....
So, tell me about this dance, was it hoppin'?"
"Ugh. Parts of it."
"Which parts?"
"The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy."
"Bianca did WHAT?"
"What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her?"
"No, impressed."
"Hello Katarina. Make anybody cry today?"
"Sadly no, but it's only 4:30."
"I burn, I pine, I perish."
"Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure."
"Sweet love, renew thy force."
"Hey! Don't say sh** like that to me. People can hear you."
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
"So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again."
"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
"The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"I still maintain that he kicked HIMSELF in the balls."
"Do you know what happens at proms?"
"Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
"Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
"Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
"What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
"Daddy that is so not..."
"I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."
"Where's your sister going?"
"She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm."
"Funny....
So, tell me about this dance, was it hoppin'?"
"Ugh. Parts of it."
"Which parts?"
"The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy."
"Bianca did WHAT?"
"What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her?"
"No, impressed."
"Hello Katarina. Make anybody cry today?"
"Sadly no, but it's only 4:30."
"I burn, I pine, I perish."
"Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure."
"Sweet love, renew thy force."
"Hey! Don't say sh** like that to me. People can hear you."
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. "
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Well, your Uncle Marsellus is. And
I'm positive if Uncle Conrad and
Aunt Ginny were millionaires, they
would've furnished you with a whole
bedroom set, which your Uncle
Marsellus is more than happy to do.
(takes out a roll of
bills)
I like oak myself, that's what's in
my bedroom. How 'bout you Jimmie,
you an oak man?
Oak's nice.
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No idea. And there probably aren't that many movies featuring a Conrad, a Ginny, and a Marcellus!
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Idk I think their was a Aunt Ginnie in a Few Good Men. But thats not the movie.
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Looks like me and Vincent caught you at breakfast,
sorry 'bout that. What'cha eatin'?
Hamburgers.
Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
What kinda hamburgers?
Cheeseburgers.[/b
No, I mean where did you get'em? MacDonald's, Wendy's,Jack-in-the
Box, where ?
Big Kahuna Burger.
Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they
got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?
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Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
What do they call it?
They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Royal with Cheese.
That's right.
What do they call a Big Mac?
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.
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Good Evening! Hello! How are you Sir? Good Evening Mr. Gladstone! Hello, How are you? Hello Mr. Gladstone, How are you this evening?
Well do they know you?
Of course not. Come on lets get out of here.
Good Evening Mr. Braniff!
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GeorgeStGeorge
Have you got the right thread? These are song lyrics.
George
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Oh you caught that huh, George. I edited it as soon as I noticed it was in the wrong place. I fixed it now.
Here it is agin!
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Will you come in, please?
What?
I want you to come in till I get the lights on.
What for?
Because I don't feel safe until I get the lights on.
Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about
coming into a dark house.
But it's light in there now.
Please.
What do you drink? Bourbon?
Look - I drove you home. I was glad to do it. But I have some things on
my mind. Can you understand that?
All right then.
What do you drink?
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Sounds a little like a 40's film, but pretty weird.
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Jbarrax
Sounds like generic movie dialog to me.
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"The Graduate"?
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What gave it away George, was it when I used the name Benjamin? Yes.
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That, and that it was an obvious lead-up to the seduction. I saw the movie many years ago. I don't remember Benjamin driving Mrs. Robinson home, but thats what it had to be.
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Yur up GSG.
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Oh. Right.
"What are we going to call him?"
"We could name him after your father."
"Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that's the worst. Let's name him after your dad."
"Are you from the future?"
"Yeah, he is. I'm not."
"Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?"
George
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Ok, I finally saw enough of STAR TREK (the latest one) that I can get this.
(And I'm a little embarrassed I didn't check in during "Pulp Fiction.")
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That's it. A pretty good "reboot" of the franchise.
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"So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again."
"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
"The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."
"Do you know what happens at proms?"
"Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
"Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
"Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
"What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
"Daddy that is so not..."
"I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."
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"So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again."
"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
"The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"I still maintain that he kicked HIMSELF in the balls."
"Do you know what happens at proms?"
"Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
"Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
"Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
"What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
"Daddy that is so not..."
"I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."
"Where's your sister going?"
"She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm."
"Funny....
So, tell me about this dance, was it hoppin'?"
"Ugh. Parts of it."
"Which parts?"
"The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy."
"Bianca did WHAT?"
"What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her?"
"No, impressed."
"Hello Katarina. Make anybody cry today?"
"Sadly no, but it's only 4:30."
"I burn, I pine, I perish."
"Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure."
"Sweet love, renew thy force."
"Hey! Don't say sh** like that to me. People can hear you."
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
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"So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again."
"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
"The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"I still maintain that he kicked HIMSELF in the balls."
"Do you know what happens at proms?"
"Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
"Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
"Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
"What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
"Daddy that is so not..."
"I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."
"Where's your sister going?"
"She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm."
"Funny....
So, tell me about this dance, was it hoppin'?"
"Ugh. Parts of it."
"Which parts?"
"The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy."
"Bianca did WHAT?"
"What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her?"
"No, impressed."
"Hello Katarina. Make anybody cry today?"
"Sadly no, but it's only 4:30."
"I burn, I pine, I perish."
"Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure."
"Sweet love, renew thy force."
"Hey! Don't say sh** like that to me. People can hear you."
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. "
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