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Sorry for the delay.

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"So you are a general. And who is your superior?"

"I answer only to the President."

"And he will answer to me, or all his cities will end up like this one."

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"Dwayne, you gotta learn to kick foot if you wanna be a peacemaker."

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"I can't eat fish."

"They have a wide selection."

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"So you are a general. And who is your superior?"

"I answer only to the President."

"And he will answer to me, or all his cities will end up like this one."

Zod's "dialogue" with the American general.

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"Dwayne, you gotta learn to kick foot if you wanna be a peacemaker."

Fat buffoon cop to skinny buffoon cop on encountering Zod, Non and Ursa.

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"I can't eat fish."

"They have a wide selection."

Skinny buffoon cop and fat buffoon cop discuss the menu at... at... actually, we never find out where they were going to eat.

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"We've had men in those silos since before any of you guys were watching "Howdy Doody"! Now I myself sleep pretty well knowing those boys are down there."

1: "He does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets."

2: "Now what does this say about the state of our country, hmm?...I mean have you gotten any insight as to why a, a bright boy like this would jeopardize the lives of millions?"

1: "No sir. He says he does this sort of thing for fun."

3: "What?"

4: "Dammit, John, I want some answers and I want them NOW!"

George

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"You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay."

"Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent...THING."

"You must be the Monopoly Guy. Thanks for the Free Parking."

"This is a lovely room of death."

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"You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay."

"Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent...THING."

"You must be the Monopoly Guy. Thanks for the Free Parking."

"This is a lovely room of death."

""Wunderbar!", he exclaimed with great relish."

"Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!"

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Everybody knows you never go full retard.

What do you mean?

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

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Then there's Carl Childers AKA Slingblade. A simpleton really. Not much upstairs. A retard. His only interest was in biscuits and mustard. But inside Carl was a serial killer. When asked if he would ever kill again having been released from the nervous hospital, Carl's response was: "I reckon I got no reason to kill nobody". All he needed was a reason. :offtopic:

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Everybody knows you never go full retard.

What do you mean?

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

"Tropic Thunder." What a bizarre movie.

George

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"Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race."

"Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest."

"My weapons specialist: Ironhide."

[drawing his guns] "You feelin' lucky, punk?"

"Easy, Ironhide..."

[retracts his guns] "Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons."

George

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