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Okay, so I guess it's my turn. (That is a really great comedy, btw).

Time for something a little different.

Open your eyes.

My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality.

I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.

Don't you know that when you sleep with someone your body makes a promise whether you do or not?

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Not going to wait for a response Jbarrax. How many movies could that line

I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini be from anyway. :rolleyes:

Nest clue!

All right, here we are. There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you're going to have to share it. We got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. And another thing, don't use the elevator. It's a death trap. This is the place I was telling you about. It's real .... up. Got just one window facing a brick wall. Used to rent it to a blind man... damn shame what they did to that dog.

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"This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water."

"Like Sea Monkeys?"

[sighs] "Exactly, Kitty. Like Sea Monkeys."

"I was going to pretend the brakes were out. Pretend! Like we talked about!

[screaming] You didn't actually have to cut them!"

"Well of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending."

George

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"This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water."

"Like Sea Monkeys?"

[sighs] "Exactly, Kitty. Like Sea Monkeys."

"I was going to pretend the brakes were out. Pretend! Like we talked about!

[screaming] You didn't actually have to cut them!"

"Well of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending."

George

Congrats #10,000 post. Very impressive. :dance:

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Okay, then...

"They're animals."

"Jim, there is an historic opportunity here."

"Don't believe them. Don't trust them."

"They're dying."

"Let them die!"

"What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepidity."

"If I were human, I believe my response would be...'Go to hell'...if I were human."

George

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"How do we know he's not Mel Torme?"

"I know a little German. He's sitting right over there."

"Souvenirs. Novelties. Party tricks.

Do you know any good white basketball players?

There are no good white basketball players, my friend.

...

--You dropped your phony dog poop.

What, phony dog poop?"

"- My uncle was born in America.

- Really?

But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."

"They're still working on him. He won't break. They've tried everything...Do you want me to bring out the LeRoy Neiman paintings?

--No. We cannot risk violating the Geneva Convention."

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It is indeed. It's the first starring role for one of today's respected dramatic actors.

Here are a few more lines.

"Go quickly. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truck load of dead rats in a tampon factory."

"Forgive us, Mr Rivers, if we have been less than hospitable. Recently we've had reason to believe there is a traitor in the Resistance. Du Quois, introduce the American to the men.

--Very well. This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.

--Have we not met before, Monsieur?"

"Latrine! What did you find out, Latrine? - Where are the others?

--We never had a chance.It was a slaughter.

We must put a stop to these afternoon football games! "

"What happened?

---Nigel made me go back to the meter shed. He ordered me to set off the alarm.

And what does he want us to do now? Nothing, you numbskull, Nigel's the traitor."

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