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Blondes Becoming Extinct?


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all this requires is the correct spin doctoring

a) immediately abolish the word "gray" as a hair color-instead the former "gray" will now be known as "silver"

b) include "silver" as a blond shade lighter than "platinum"

problem solved

I myself have ash blond hair with many silver blond highlights

the best thing being-- it requires no messy expensive trips to the hairdresser

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Evan and Tom Strange,

You guys are really low life. Here Belle was trying to discuss a serious topic and you two come in using despicable stereotypes to try and be funny. Blondes have to fight prejudice every day and get little respect. I just ran across a news story today that I think I will share to try to bring you Neanderthals into the 21st century...

Blondinski, Poland (AP)

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the lady next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." I'm blonde. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm 6' tall, 200 lb and a black belt. The lady sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and she's a rugby player. The gal to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and she's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

sudo (amazed at some peoples' insensitivity)
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