i'm a natural dirty blonde w/a lil box die at the ends..that was very interesting though..liked the sight,read the free love..funny!
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I grew up with blonde hair it later developed into dirty dish water blonde and now gray is the in thing. Oh by the way do you know why all blonde jokes are written down? So men can read them slow.
You guys are really low life. Here Belle was trying to discuss a serious topic and you two come in using despicable stereotypes to try and be funny. Blondes have to fight prejudice every day and get little respect. I just ran across a news story today that I think I will share to try to bring you Neanderthals into the 21st century...
Blondinski, Poland (AP)
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the lady next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." I'm blonde. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm 6' tall, 200 lb and a black belt. The lady sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and she's a rugby player. The gal to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and she's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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coolchef
belle,sweetie! hi
blonds will never become extinct as long as they make hair die
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goldcurlylocks
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templelady
all this requires is the correct spin doctoring
a) immediately abolish the word "gray" as a hair color-instead the former "gray" will now be known as "silver"
b) include "silver" as a blond shade lighter than "platinum"
problem solved
I myself have ash blond hair with many silver blond highlights
the best thing being-- it requires no messy expensive trips to the hairdresser
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Tom Strange
hmmm... I guess I'm gonna have to see what I can do about this... donate (as it were)...
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TheEvan
This is a crisis. Whatever shall we do for jokes?
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Tom Strange
Sorry bro... you'll just have to recycle some Polish or Aggie jokes... they should work pretty well...
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fellowshipper
I grew up with blonde hair it later developed into dirty dish water blonde and now gray is the in thing. Oh by the way do you know why all blonde jokes are written down? So men can read them slow.
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Sudo
Evan and Tom Strange,
You guys are really low life. Here Belle was trying to discuss a serious topic and you two come in using despicable stereotypes to try and be funny. Blondes have to fight prejudice every day and get little respect. I just ran across a news story today that I think I will share to try to bring you Neanderthals into the 21st century...
Blondinski, Poland (AP)
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the lady next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." I'm blonde. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm 6' tall, 200 lb and a black belt. The lady sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and she's a rugby player. The gal to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and she's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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ChasUFarley
So no more Paris Hilton?
WHOO HOOO!
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Tom Strange
I see your point Sudo... I just thought that since I am blonde I could get away with it...
I now see the error of my ways... thank you sir! (may I have another?)
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ex10
Wow, what if one happens to be a blond Aggie with a Polish last name? <_<
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Tom Strange
don't let your daughter read this!
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waysider
I for one am just glad Dylan(Bob Dylan, not Dylan Thomas) was still able to record"Blonde on Blonde" while the title still had some significance.
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excathedra
2202 ? how old will i be ?
how can bottled blondes be to blame ? i don't understand that
be back later when i can remember my favorite blonde joke
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Tom Strange
Dylan had a record called that? I thought "Blonde on Blonde" was the name of a movie.
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dmiller
I posted this in the Just Plain Silly Forum.
(on page 4 of that forum now -------------),
but now that there is an actual *blonde* thread, I thought it worth resurrecting. ;)
Blonde Star.
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Lori
Blondes!!! Root away!!!
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polar bear
Does that mean we won't have as much fun??
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